#tipsfromqbranch

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Q-Tip #54:

Please refrain from hacking into the London Transport mainframe to programme an easier commute to and from HQ. The civvies are half convinced it’s terrorists and MI5 and GCHQ have been asking awkward questions again.

(submitted by Shannon [email protected])

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Q-Tip #53:

If you do anything wrong, the standard apology is to buy tea for the rest of Q-Branch. Preferably Earl Grey but that depends on how terrible your mistake was.

(submitted by http://alverie.tumblr.com/)

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Q-Tip #52:

No matter how good looking they are, stalking and filming certain senior operatives during the lunch hour is frowned upon and pointless. They are MI6 agents after all. Although any successful  and/or humorous videos must be shared with the rest of Q-branch.

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Q-Tip #51:

We have neither the time, resources, budget or approval to reopen the in-house Automotive division no matter how often Bond asks. His poor track record with vehicles of all sorts speaks for itself

(submitted by Tori [email protected])

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Q-Tip #50:

It's fine to use a calculator for simple addition; we know the ability to do that left after GCSE years. You'd be surprised how many calculations have been incorrect and blown up prototypes due to pride.

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Q-Tip #49:

Don't think you can quote Sherlock and we won't notice. You are not part of the Holmes clan.

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Q-Tip #48:

The field agents are not our guinea pigs for tech trials, no matter how sound your concept is in theory. 005’s hand still needs further skin grafts thanks to us.

(submitted by Tori [email protected])

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Q-Tip #47:

Yes, the orange shock blankets are standard issue.

(submitted by http://thevorpalsword.tumblr.com/)