#tipsyrolal

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if u could be invisikan for a day what would you do ;3

Thats A Tough QuestionAnd Frankly I Dont Think I Have An AnswerThis Is Disappointing

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game >8D

 ( ffffff it posted without me finishing it dang it, *edited and finished now omg* )

Your name is Jake English and you absolutely loathe the game Duck Hunt.

 Roxy had invited you over to her place for some video game time, pretty standard if you asked him! Granted Jake wasn't very good at video games at all. The controller frustrated him more than anything and in the way of gamer language:

 He sucked monkey balls at video games. Hard.

 So perhaps when Roxy had suggested he try a shooting game, he was all over that. Definitely! Yessir! Shooting was something he could do. And granted, this was a bit more retro and all the more appealing the more Jake stared at it at first. The shotgun-like controller was much more appealing than the black handheld doodad Roxy had pushed into your hands a couple times before. No twisty knobs or colored buttons, just your plain old trigger and reload!

 Just the way Jake liked it.

 Or so he thought.

 "Wow Jake, wooooow," Roxy was lounged out on the couch as Jake missed hitting any one of the pixelated ducks for the fifteenth time. "U sure u dont wanna give it a break?" And snapping Jake turned to her.

 "Confound it, no! There isn't one thing in the darned world that Jake English can't shoot!" and he proceeded to try again and again.

 Only to maybe get a couple to actually work.

 "It's okay jakey," Roxy's hand was on his shoulder again as he slumped over in defeat as he let her take the gun from him. She looked at the toy weapon controller, looking at it and then the TV and then down before suddenly laughing, causing Jake to look at her with confusion.

 "Lmao, jake. Jake the readin sensor is off."

 You have never felt so done in your life.

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-- toastyGrammarian [TG] began messaging gadaboutTemerarian [GT] at 16:33 --

[04:34] TG: *spins aroudn in chair, strokling the cat in my lap villainously*

[04:34] TG: mr english

[04:35] GT: Its been too long miss lalonde.

[04:35] TG: why tyes

[04:35] TG: yes it ihas

[04:36] TG: what have you to report to me

[04:38] GT: Alls quiet on the front, no bumbling vigilantees to speak of.

[04:38] GT: Though id give em a what for if so! Ha.

[04:39] TG: ahh good

[04:39] GT: Other than that, im more than certain our objective is on the move.

[04:40] TG: all acocrding to plan

[04:40] GT: Indeed. And our next move?

[04:42] TG: well weve had alittle update in the info logs as of recent

[04:45] GT: Really? More of that peculiar coded nonsense thats been popping up?

[04:45] TG: in case u wenret aware theres apprently some really shitty stuff going on

[04:45] TG: in all one hundred peresecents of serious

[04:45] TG: *perscents

[04:45] TG: *purr scents

[04:49] GT: Jiminy cricket, thats a lot of serious!

[04:49] GT: Please, do elaborate.

[04:51] TG: one of the trolls apparently got dead

[04:51] TG: but not completley or some shit

[04:51] TG: and now her bodys bein used by evil gods that weve got to stoop apparently

[04:52] GT: Jesus christmas! 

[04:52] TG: jesus chrismass is rite

[04:53] GT: I thought all of this normalcy was a bit too good to be true.

[04:54] GT: Not that well be backing down from a challenge, no siree.

[04:54] TG: excatly!!

[04:55] TG: gonna make this shit nromal as possible again

[04:55] TG: and im glad ur here to help now :3

[04:55] GT: Of course!

[04:56] GT: You can count me in, guns blazing and ready to go!

[04:56] GT: *brandishes pistols*

[04:57] TG: whoa ther tiger

[04:57] TG: dont put an eye out

[04:57] TG: u need those for quality winkin

[04:58] GT: Naturally, heheh.

[04:58] GT: Do we know which troll is under that dargoned confounded spell?

[04:59] TG: pfffhehehe did i ever miss your ridic wordage

[04:59] TG: ye her names feferi

[05:04] GT: I dont believe so, ha, and oh?

[05:04] GT: Feferi...hm.

[05:04] GT: Never heard of her.

[05:05] TG: well hopefully youll get to meet her if we ever get this shit sorted the fuck out

[05:07] GT: Definitely.

[05:07] GT: Im sure shes a fine gal.

[05:08] GT: Hm, im curious as to what sort of magicy weirdness were dealing with here though.

[05:09] GT: Gods always have some weirdo sparkledust powers. Especially evil ones.

[05:09] TG: apparently these are dark tentactly ones

[05:09] GT: Oh shit.

[05:11] GT: I vaguely recall something similar existing in the game...they still exist?

[05:12] TG: apparently

[05:13] TG: and theyre bein big giant tentacly douches

[05:15] GT: I trust our other friends are in on the matter?

[05:15] TG: yup

[05:16] TG: janeys actualy pretty important with whats goin on now

[05:16] TG: consindering she can apparently help bring this chick back

[05:16] TG: some kinda lifey thing

[05:16] TG: except idk wat dirks doin

[05:16] TG: probably domsehting ridic and overblown w/o tellin anyone as usual

[05:17] GT: Good ol jane!

[05:18] GT: And hm, thats expected of the elusive dirk strider.

[05:18] TG: yeah unfortunately

[05:19] TG: but w.e theres no helpin that guy

[05:21] GT: Perhaps ill try my hand at flagging him down.

[05:22] GT: Granted, in the past its been a ring around the rosie of hit and miss.

[05:25] GT: What of the other trolls? 

[05:26] GT: They all seem to be peculiar fellows, save aranea.

[05:28] TG: ahh u should hit him up hes annoyin me right now

[05:28] TG: but yeah thers some good trolls

[05:29] TG: most ive met are pretty aweosme

[05:29] TG: ok about all of em ive met

[05:35] GT: Oh? Ill do that then, hows he being annoying?

[05:35] TG: just bein a strider the usual

[05:36] TG: not rly his fault i guess im just kinda on edge rn

[05:36] GT: I understand.

[05:36] GT: Well sort through all of this.

[05:37] GT: Is it this feferi matter thats got you on edge?

[05:37] GT: I feel as if there may be something else troubling you.

-- toastyGrammarian [TG] changed their mood to CHUMMY  --

[05:42] TG: muhhh

[05:45] TG: well i got a boyfriend that keeps getting injured if that counts 4 anything

[05:46] GT: That is rather promblematic.

[05:47] TG: yeah iti s

[05:48] GT: How is it he keeps getting himself all roughed up?

[05:49] TG: i uh

[05:49] TG: varioiyus

[05:49] TG: ways

[06:01] TG: its not rly stuff i wnana talk about buht yeah its worrisome

[06:02] GT: Its okay rox.

[06:03] GT: Keep your head up, im sure things will get better.

[06:12] TG: ima punch anything in the tit that makes it not wanna happen so yeah it better get better

[06:12] TG: but u thinkin that makes me feel better :3

[06:12] GT: Haha, there we go! Theres the roxy i know.

[06:15] TG: ahhh jake ur p much the best sometimes <3

[06:16] GT: Oh goodness.

[06:16] TG: not even annoyed anymore

[06:16] TG: lmfao

[06:19] TG: u talked to mr strider yet

[06:19] GT: I was just about to, an issue came up but its been handled accordingly.

[06:23] GT: Or not, ah, please give me a few moments to figure out this confounded system on my computer.

[06:23] -- gadaboutTemerarian [GT] stopped messaging toastyGrammarian [TG] at 18:23 --

[06:25] -- gadaboutTemerarian [GT] began messaging toastyGrammarian [TG] at 18:25 --

[06:26] GT: I believe its all ship shape once more.

[06:26] GT: Sorry about that.

[06:27] TG: no prob lo

[06:27] TG: *lol

[06:29] TG: well i g3g but ill check on u later k?

[06:29] TG: u kids play nice ;3

[06:29] -- toastyGrammarian [TG] stopped messaging gadaboutTemerarian [GT] at 18:29 --

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u dont know me bitch

you really diid ju2t hoofbea2t2lap me.

oh iit ii2 ooooonnn.

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ok kannyaya 8, 10, 13, 15, 27, 38

8. Want any tattoos?

I Dont Have Any Problem With Them But I Personally Dont Think I Would Ever Require Such Bodily DecorationIts Just Not QuiteMe

10. Want any Piercings?

Refer To The Answer AboveI Have No Problem With Piercings So Long As They Are Tasteful And Well Placed

13. Biggest turn ons

Intelligence DefinitelyThe Ability To Carry On A Lengthy And Substantial ConversationBeing Not Completely Inept In The Realm Of Clothing Oneself In An Appealing Way Is Also A Plus 

15. Favorite Movie

I Prefer To Read ActuallyI Like To Imagine The Way Things Look And Play Out MyselfMovies Are Too Definite Though I Usually Enjoy Whatever Karkat Has Requested I Watch In The Past

27. A description of the girl/boy I like

Oh UmWellIs That A Frog Outside My Window I Could Swear I Heard A Ribbit

 38.My childhood career choice

If It Was Not Already Clear I Rather Enjoy Designing And Putting Together Ensembles For PeopleI Believe Its Something I Would Like To Pursue In The Future If I CanIts A Wonderful Hobby But Making Something Out Of It  May Be A Wonderful Thing 

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slolux do 14, 19, 25, 29, 34

14. Biggest turn offs.

iidiiot2.

19. A fact about your personality.

ii dont tolerate iidiiot2.

25. My idea of a perfect date

two be hone2t ii dont giive a 2hiit about goiing place2 or doiing what mo2t other people con2iider fun. iit2 alway2 ju2t niice when FF come2 over and we play viideo game2 and 2hiit. iim 2ure 2hed rather not 2iit around all the tiime but you a2ked what ii liike 2o.

29. A reason I’ve lied to a friend.

ii dont fancy my2elf a liiar but iif ii ever had, 2ay, two a really good friiend, iit wa2 becau2e theiir feeliing2 matter 2hiit ton2 more than miine and iid rather them be happy than make them mii2erable wiith a truth that make2 me mii2erable anyway, regardle22 of whether ii 2ay anythiing or not. 

ii u2ually ju2t 2tiick two telliing the truth. 

34. What I find attractive in women.

long haiir, a pretty 2miile. maybe enough patiience two compen2ate for my lack thereof. 

ba2iically two be able two put up wiith me long enough for me two get to know her and deem her not a total iidiiot becau2e ii really am actually ju2t 2urrounded by all 2ort2 of iidiiot2.