Nov 22, 2020
PLAYING OVERWATCH WHILE DRUNK
As Mercy:
Are you doing the Good Shooties™️? Good, you get the Damage Boost™️.
Son of a motherfucking BITCH.
I will rez this D.Va with 1.9 seconds left on failing to capture this objective because why not.
(After getting one-shotted) People who play Widowmaker have tiny dicks.
If I res you and you immediately get killed again, that’s your problem.
Winston, I stg, if you keep charging headfirst up the enemy’s butt while spamming “I need healing”, I will let you die and then teabag your corpse until I am also killed and it will be worth it.