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genoswagger replied to your photo: My brother is making me food but there are a ton...

put a sheet over your body. get the food. go back up to your room with food. tada!

I'D BE A GHOST. ..They would think I was absolutely ridiculous then... that might work!

tiredofyourshitmasterbruce replied to your photo: My brother is making me food but there are a ton...

Can he bring you the food with a secret knock so you know it’s not your mom forcing you to be social?

I would but they are all my brother's friends! My mom is on vacation. This is the worst thing ever. My house is filled with high school kids. Like twenty of them.

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tiredofyourshitmasterbruce replied to your photo: I can’t decide if I should go to bed or continue...

I dig your face.

I dig YOUR face <3

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tiredofyourshitmasterbruce replied to your post: I have created/become part of 2 new blogs today. ...

excuse you why don’t I have the others?

One of them is for my dad mostly and the other is a Dylan O'Brien appreciation blog if you want that LOL :D

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 tiredofyourshitmasterbruce replied to your post: magnum ice cream reminds me of condoms and their...

I just imagine some really ridiculous porno that involves an ice cream truck, a horny ice cream man, and probably Tim Burton just because.

OH MY GOD YES! That would be... yes, just yes.

sydneycrosbyspuckbunny replied to your post: magnum ice cream reminds me of condoms and their...

i’m not alone yay!

It kind of weirds me out actually. I don't want to have sex with their ice cream

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 tiredofyourshitmasterbruce replied to your post:

I WIN!

BEST. STORY. EVER.

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 tiredofyourshitmasterbruce replied to your post:  tiredofyourshitmasterbruce replied to your post:...

My cousin got the booger flavored one once. I’ve never seen anyone go from white to such a violent shade of red then straight to a lovely shade of green so fast.

LMFAO I wish I could have seen that. I'm beginning to know what the colors to the flavors are so I'm pretty much in the clear for vomit and boogers. I know what those are and I will stay away haha.

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 tiredofyourshitmasterbruce replied to your post:  tiredofyourshitmasterbruce replied to your post:...

If by “genius” you mean “asshole” you are correct. hahahaha

genius asshole!

my brother's best friend got vomit on his first try and I was in tears I was laughing so much.

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 tiredofyourshitmasterbruce replied to your post:  tiredofyourshitmasterbruce replied to your post:...

I love the black pepper ones a little too much. Hahahaha. I totally passed vomit off on my sister once as spaghetti, though.

BAHAHAHAHA!! You are a genius!