Have you seen that one comic by Tirrel where otters are banned from water slide because they are too hydrodynamic?
Is the comic true?
THE CLASSIC OTTER COMIC?!?!?!?! On what world have I not seen it!
I.C.B.M. (Intercontinental Ballistic Mustelid)
And of course, yes, this is the reason otters are banned from waterslides. YET IT WON'T STOP ME.
Original comic by Tirrel, linked below cut












