#skits

[stacy-yarche-neba]

You gotta ask a concent first

[cctypical]

grace, at his first pride: man, i’m so glad i discovered my identity while settling into this new job. it’s tough work having such a sensual relationship with that gosh darned astrophage as an aromantic.

grace: looks to his left

stratt, with her aroace cap, aroace headphones and aroace tie (it’s her third pride):

grace: IS THAT MY FUCKING BOSS???

grace: looks to his right

carl, with his aroace shades, aroace badge and aroace hair dye (it’s his tenth pride):

grace: IS THAT MY FUCKING ONE NIGHT STAND?!?!?!

[fever-dreamzzz]

ref here

[brattylikestoeat]

[blackiearry]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNR6CVQe5/

this audio and cuphead is the scared one

BYEEEE THIS IS SO THEM

I DO NOT KNOW WHY IT TOOK SO LONG FOR ME TO MAKE THIS ONE.

Get freak guys

[mossyscavern]

Tf animated skits… more parental megs on the way

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Megatron, optics on the screen:

Megatron, not even looking: put the canon replica back, sweetspark.

Bumblebee carrying the canon: aw, mom!/dad! I want to show this to bulkhead and sari! They haven’t seen one up close-.

Megatron: you’re holding it with both servos, you’re not carrying it all the way back to Detroit at your base.

Bumblebee, pouting: killjoy *walks back, dragging the ion canon*

Megatron, with a smug grin: love you too baby bee

———

Optimus prime: we have to warn them that longarm is a decepticon spy.

Bumblebee, lightbulb moment: ooooh, yeah that makes a lot of sense now.

Optimus prime: thank primus, you noticed the similarities too?

Bumblebee: nah, just realising why long arm was beyond pissed when I was found in the locker with my legs detached.

Optimus prime, horrified & concerned:

Optimus: bumblebee… please don’t say such things so calmly-!!!

———

Ultra Magnus: Optimus, no matter what happens, keep an optic on anything suspicious.

Optimus: I- we will Magnus, Optimus out.

Ultra Magnus: … Perceptor can you check bumblebee’s file to confirm.

Perceptor, checking the data file: name: bumblebee, designation: b-127, name of sire: d-16…

Ultra Magnus: d-16? Which one?

Preceptor: doesn’t say, apart from his occupation being a retired minor and gladiator… an odd retirement not gonna lie.

Ultra Magnus:

Ultra magnus, hit with realisation: oh. That must be megatron, he told me he was a retired-. That mech has a kid?!

———

Black arachnia: hello Optimus, company. Hi bee!

Optimus prime: black arachnia, please we can-… come again?

Bumblebee in the back, waving: hi arachnia! How’s your week?

Black arachnia: eh, same old shtick, different cycle. You?

Bumblebee: pretty boring, hey if your not busy me and prowl ran into these mechanical organic plants that can take over mechanical machinery

Black arachnia: really? That sounds interesting. Terrifying, but interesting-.

Ratchet: can we have a normal battle for once? Please?!

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Megatron, holding babybee: … bumblebee-.

Bumblebee, koala grips megatron: nope.

Megatron: bumblebee-.

Bumblebee: nope! I refuse, I ain’t looking!

Megatron: bumblebee we’re not even fully up in the air, we haven’t even reached the top of our home.

Bumblebee, hugs megatron tighter: no! No more going higher! No!

Megatron, sighs: *slowly descents until on the ground* you’re lucky I love you.

———

Sentinel: if you’re really sure that this bot is bumblebee. Then how do we know which is which?

Ratchet: as far as I know, I can do an energon level sample.

Prowl: how about this. We call bumblebee’s sire.

Bumblebee in wasp’s paint: no. No. No. No! He’ll shoot wasp at first sight if he learnt what wasp did! Wasp won’t survive

Wasp in bumblebee’s paint, confused & concerned:

Bulkhead: hmm… i have a better idea to tell who is who.

———

Bumblebee: wait, is that…? It is! CYCLONUS!! *waves*

Cyclonus: *turns smiles and waves before going back into the fight*

Optimus: wait you know him? *points to cyclonus*

Bumblebee: yeah, he used to babysit me whenever mom/dad has an orbital cycle trip, was probably an excuse to meet up with the decepticons.

Optimus, optics wide:

Bulkhead, blinking in complete shock:

Prowl, same as bulkhead:

Ratchet, so done with this: oh for-. What’s next?! *sarcasm* Strika is your aunt twice removed?!

Bumblebee: godcarrier actually, strika’s not related to my sire or carrier so….

The crew:

Ratchet, throwing his hands up: I give up.

———

Bumblebee: hey sire, shanix for your thoughts?

Megatron, leaning on the balcony: ask away, my son.

Bumblebee: just something itching on my processor… what was carrier like? Before i was forged, at least.

—flashback—

Shutter: don’t underestimate me, tyrant! For I am the star warrior shutter, warrior of the blade… *takes out rifle blaster* NOW EAT THIS SUCKA!!!

Megatron: wait what- *almost gets blasted*

—end of flashback—

Megatron:

Megatron: … shes an unpredictable femme, one who keeps my men in line to a T and has not lost in a fight. *sighs* but I love her.

Bumblebee: wait you lost a battle with carrier, before loosing to Optimus?

Megatron, side eyed bee: … cease your smirking son, I didn’t say such a thing.

———

*a megop scenario*

Optimus: i fought him off.

Ratchet: yeah, tell that to the indents on your restarlueus joints.

Bumblebee: are you gonna be ok, bossbot?

Optimus: I’ll be fine bee, fighting megatron has its limits. Especially when he wants to fight me over and over, downside of defeating him once, huh?

Bumblebee, confused:

Ratchet: tell me about it, as far as I know. Once he sets his optics on something, he won’t go down without a fight.

Bumblebee internally: was dad/mom trying to court bossbot? Is he trying to court him??

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Welp *claps* I hope this’ll be enough until ao3 is back up and running. For some of y’all it’ll probably be longer… I give you guys my best wishes.

… and also these random skits I have.

Disclaimer: that bit with shutter being a warrior of the blade is probably not gonna stay, I’m still figuring out her profession in this au for animated, I just wanted to bring in another owl house reference.

Also, also… in the parental megatron franchise, they’ll never have a normal battle while bumblebee’s megatron’s son. Never.

[cuorifinti]

[photo ID: screenshot of a tiktok with the comments open.

the tiktok reads "Has been on my chest for a while: your hate for math is just as much anti-intellectualism as disregarding humanities."

a comment from the creator reads "Getting to a point of hating something because you're not good at it, is anti-intellectualism. Learning new information is ALWAYS hard and a longer process one has to actively engage with, I struggled with studying languages my whole life and you never see me running around saying I HATE languages. Y'all will never fight anti-intellectualism when you're so willingly not trying to see the point here, that we live in a society of math haters. It's not an individual issue. And it absolutely serves its purpose keeping people more uneducated to uphold capitalism."

end ID]

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

They had so much fun together.

Vincent Price and Red Skelton -

Red Skelton Hour; Yellow Belly in a Purple Sage (1965)