#tittyposting

[godsexdevour]

[cumpiler-specific]

I just wanted to tell you that you have amazing tits and you’re making me think unwise things before my overnight shift

I'm really glad to hear that anon, I'm glad I could make your night more interesting <3

[sergle]

i got a breast reduction when i was 16, here r some tips i wish somebody had told me before doing it:

- idk how far along you are in the planning process but u should definitely tell them EXACTLY HOW SMALL u wanna be. i wanted to be a B cup and my surgeon insisted that was going to look "too strange" on my body type and made me a C cup instead, and im 23 now with DDs again. obviously youre in a much different timing situation cuz ur already a whole adult but it's good to keep in mind

- the tubes... are uncomfortable be prepared

- DONT get freaked out by how your chest looks right after the surgery like i did, its gonna look all red and bruised and fucked up but it passes rather quickly and then youre left with 2 beautiful new baby bazongas

- the worst part about the whole thing was how constipated i got cuz of the bedrest. try to walk around as much as possible after the first few days of rest and def take some MiraLax or etc stool softener if you're having trouble, it did wonders for me

anyways i wish u all the luck and happiness in the world, waking up and being in what feels like an entirely new body was such a huge rush of happiness and excitement for me lol. clothes shopping after you're done healing is a MUST!! <3333

I'M WRITING ALL OF THIS DOWN!!!! thank you for the tips oh my god.

[jerrykinoff]

Hold your horses!!!

Let the dude rest for at least a month longer, he isn't a baby factory... Look how happy he is with his newborn, let him cherish the moment <3

[superbeans89]

[therealmrconley]

do you guys ever think really hard about tits

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you know those little splat balls that you just chuck at a wall and they flatten and reform and it looks like slime? thats my titties when i plop em on my desk.

[glrchmp]