If It’s Dumb I’m Into It

Why hello there. You have reached my humble shitpostery. Do you enjoy pointless garbage? Because I have pointless garbage. Just don't be an anus and we'll get along fine. Find me on AO3!

[superbeans89]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[mysterysystems]

[ironlily-art]

gothic armor streetwear.

[foone]

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:

1. Do not do age verification.

2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

3. do anything you can to help others cheat, especially the young people targeted by these rules.

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[catasters]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black classic tabby

[dragon-in-a-fez]

hovercraft

[gabbyp09]

[the-possum-posting]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[expertpedestrian]

[superbeans89]

Pick a Final Fantasy 7 Character to be in Kingdom Hearts

Barret

Cait Sith

Vincent

Red XIII

Rufus

Hojo

Jenova

Marlene

Someone not listed here

Remaining time: 6 days 6 hours

Note that a lot of the cast is missing because they’re already in Kingdom Hearts

[lucasnator6]

I WANT 2 YUFFIES!!!

[superbeans89]

[superbeans89]

Pick a Final Fantasy 7 Character to be in Kingdom Hearts

Barret

Cait Sith

Vincent

Red XIII

Rufus

Hojo

Jenova

Marlene

Someone not listed here

Remaining time: 6 days 6 hours

Note that a lot of the cast is missing because they’re already in Kingdom Hearts

[beemovieerotica]

ok never mind i don't understand furry politics at all

[phoenix-theurge]

Fuck your basic bitch tastes, I'm gettin that lion hole. >:U

[luprand]

In my experience, the lion would be telling both the wolf and the fox that they're obviously fandom newbs who need to get a real fursona as of yesterday.

[captainsquare]

But foxes are also basic bitch fursonas. As are several dog breeds, including labrador, German shepherd, and Siberian husky.

[luprand]

Hence my comment, yeah - in my experience, very few people would be complimenting someone for having a fox with a blonde bob cut unless there were some underlying significance like a major life transition.

(And having had a shep as my main sona for the last twenty-odd years, I'm more than well aware how high my pH is ...)

[captainsquare]

Live your life, man. I don't care if wolves are one of the most common, they're my favorite animal.

[lordascapelion]

Be a real trailblazer and get a gorgonopsid fursona:

[heardbook]

Technically we don’t know if they had fur or not though it’s theorized they had some kind of proto fur so idk if they count as furries or scalies

[superbeans89]

Schrodinger’s furry

[heyitsmeisa-blog]

[americana-plus]

jamr0ll:

This never stops being hilarious

[thelibrarina]

Do you love the color of the–

HONK

[mem-o]

[superbeans89]

Ed saw Burn Ham and signed the fuck up, apparently