Jan 16, 2015
[text] NO! That was a typo
[text] It was a typo?
[text] then please tell me what “I want to nibble that tight little hootie kabootie” was supposed to be?
[text] I mean I know I’m dyslexic Marls but I’m not /that/ dyslexic.
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[text] NO! That was a typo
[text] It was a typo?
[text] then please tell me what “I want to nibble that tight little hootie kabootie” was supposed to be?
[text] I mean I know I’m dyslexic Marls but I’m not /that/ dyslexic.
[text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Ryder: Marls come on, tacos and I are just friends. Of course I love you the most. That’s not even a question.
Ryder: I’ll swing by after Quidditch practice and I won’t even bring tacos, I’ll bring…burgers or something. See? We don’t need tacos.
Ryder: Okay Tacos…I think she bought it, I told her I had quidditch practice but now I can come over and eat you and your deliciousness.
Ryder: MARLEY DON’T LOOK AT THAT LAST TEXT!!!!
Ryley :)
Who was the one to propose: Ryder proposed the day Marley came back from WADA. Millie was shrieking and Marley was speechless.
Who stressed more over wedding planning: Marley because she's a perfectionist and it was her day and it needed to be perfect and she may or may not have had some panic attacks.
Who decorated the house: They both did, but it depends on which room you go into. The kitchen is Marley's domain and the living room is Ryder's.
Who does the cooking: They both cook but Marley does the majority of it. Unless it's Star Wars themed food, then that's all Ryder's.
Who is more organized: Marley would like to think she is but it's actually Ryder. She's been known to throw her Healer robes on the floor and Ryder just picks them up and places them in the closet.
Who initiates bedroom fun: It honestly depends on their mood but most often it's Ryder, just because he's the more devious of the two.
Who suggested kids first: They didn't even get the chance to suggest it because before Marley knew what was happening, she'd missed her period and was throwing up every morning. Oops?
Who’s more dominant: Marley is. Not that she'd let Ryder or anyone else know that.
Who’s the cuddler: Both of them love to cuddle no matter what the circumstance.
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:.Ryder is the big spoon and Marley is the little spoon. But sometimes, very rarely, the roles get reversed.
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Bowling or going to theme parks. Ryder loves seeing Marley pout when she gets repeated gutter balls and she loves seeing Ryder get so excited to ride a roller coaster.
Who comes home drunk at 3am: Neither. Unless it was New Year's and they wanted to get drunk.
Who kills the spiders: Marley. But if anyone asked, she'd say Ryder.
Who falls asleep first: They fall asleep in sync, something that Kitty always scoffs about when she hears it.
A head canon: Their first kid is a boy and they name him Alexander after Marley's dad.
Their relationship summed up in a gif:
Do they have any “rituals”? They sometimes go back to the Astronomy tower, curled up into each other and watching for shooting stars.
Who is louder? In general? Ryder. In bed? Marley.
Who is more experimental? Ryder. There was this thing with his broom and... Nevermimd.
Who takes more risks?Marley. She can't help it that she's so damned curious all the time.
Do they fuck or make love? Make love. Except for that one time when they were in a mood.
Lights on or off? It honestly depends on if they were planning on having sex or not in the first place or if one of them wakes up the other to have a little fun.
Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? Ryder does it in the shower and Marley's caught him way too many times. Ryder has only caught Marley once and they never spoke of it ever again.
Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? Marley. What can she say? She is really inquisitive.
Who comes first? Usually Marley which Ryder takes great pride in.
Who is better at oral and who prefers it? Marley is. It still kind of wigs her out to have Ryder down there, just because his chin is usually scruffy and just--no.
Who is more submissive? Ryder. And nope, Marley won't tell you anything as to why that is.
Who usually initiates things? Marleybecause she can be quite the minx. Not that anyone would ever know except for him.
Who is more sensitive? It depend on the topic. They both can be pretty sensitive but they make the other stronger.
Who has the most patience? Marley would like to think she is but it's Ryder, hands down.
Which kinks do they share? Star Wars.... That's all you need to know.