Felix White: Is it really that obvious? I have proof that other defendant didn't hide themselves in that kind of bag.
「金袋そっくりの寝袋だ。そろそろ販売停止処分が来てもおかしくないんだが、リコールをする気が全く無さそうだ。」
Rupert: It's a sleeping bag that looks just like a money bag. It's about time to have the sale of this product suspended, but they don't seem to have any intention of recalling it.
Judge: Is... Is that the bag the defendant hid in?
Felix: Yes, but there's one thing that's been bothering me. If the defendant was really hiding in the bag, then... How did they tie the knot from the outside of the bag!?
Felix: If they was inside the bag it'd be impossible for him to tie the knot from the outside!
Judge: But then, how did they do it?
Felix: It's simple... They didn't.
VonBraun: Hwah?! What are you saying?
Felix: I'm saying excluding my client wasn't hiding in that bag at all. They was stuffed in there! By this very witness!
Felix: As you can see by this doctor's analysis the defendant had taken quite the sleeping. While he was in the bag, he was unconscious!
VonBraun: Th-this is absurd!
Felix: The witness was attempting to dispose of the body. He left the defendant in the bag, knowing he'd drive by it on the way back to the bank. When the witness and his partner passed the bag he convinced his partner to throw the bag in with the others.
Judge: But... But why would he do that?
Felix: Why, to dispose of the body of course. There are millions of bags of money in that bank and the witness knew it would take a long time before the victim was found. But unfortunately for the witness... The victim woke up and tried to escape from his tomb. He was arrested on the spot and the witness thought everything was over. But it's come back to haunt him now!
Winston: You guys can't- [Flustered stuttering] This can't be happening to meeeeeee!
Judge: Well, that certainly was an interesting trial, however, I am now ready to deliver my verdict. I find the defendant, Henry Stickmin...