your fave is problematic: sinai orea
She is full Mexican and can curse your ass out in Spanish. (Her Dad will also mock you in Spanish and you will feel dumb af.)
She lives in Yonkers, New York which is a thousand miles away so you will never get to see her.
Her fashion sense is beyond on point. You can’t go out with her anywhere because she will make you look like hot garbage in comparison.
She knows how to make delicious confections, meaning if you piss her off she will throw you in a oven and serve you to children with sugar sprinkled on you.
She has hair made of the night sky that you will die from envy if you look at it too long.
She is on first name basis with all the models in the world so you will never be her prettiest friend.
Her squad is too fierce aka her little sisters.
You will always be too basic for her.
She will love you anyway and you will not believe her kindness. It will drive you mad and you will die not understanding why she loves your basic bitch ass.
tlaxxcalteca xoxoxo
