#tlk incorrect quotes

[em-writes-tlk]

[lesbianwyllravengard]

Aelswith, waving Alfred off to battle: how about a kiss for good luck?

Alfred: oh. Okay

Alfred: *kisses Uhtred*

Alfred: wow that really works I feel luckier already

[lannisterdaddyissues]

Uhtred: Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Alfred: You are a hazard to society.

Aelswith: And a coward. Do 20.

[tsukkinami]

alfred: one of you has made me violently angry.

aelswith: is it me, love?

alfred: no my dear.

edward: is it me, father?

alfred: no my child.

uhtred: is it me, Lord?

alfred: iS iT mE, LoRd???

[eretriahs]

Uhtred: can I bother you for a second?

Alfred: you always bother me but go ahead

[softestark]

Finan: How is the most handsome warrior in Wessex today?

Sihtric: I don’t know, how are you?

Finan: *voice cracking* i’m fINE

[limenal]

uhtred: do you take constructive criticism?

edward: not without crying

[lesbianwyllravengard]

Uhtred: rules were made to be broken!

Alfred: they were made to be followed! Nothing is made to be broken!

Uhtred: uh, our opponents' shield-walls

Finan: horses

Osferth: sticks?

Sihtric: the wills of Saxons