#tlk shenanigans

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It has been decided, after a conversation with @itbmojojoejo, that Uhtred's Dick of Death shall henceforth be referred to as The Todger of Termination.

Honorable mentions include:

Schlong of Suffering

Rigor of Mortis

Dong of Demise

Pecker of Passing

It has also been decided, by popular vote, that Uhtred's cursed cock is a three-part story, beginning with Brida (she cursed his cock).

Part One - The Tale of Uhtred: Brida's Sacred Snatch

Part Two - Uhtred and the Cursed Cunt

Part Three - Uhtred and His Todger of Termination

@poetic-fiasco I was laughing so hard at this!

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I had to get in on the Sihtric reaction game...

@sihtricfedaraaahvicius @synindoodles @thalygremlinsson

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@synindoodles @transfinan - I was going to reblog this post but forgot I can't include a link in a reblog. Anyway...

I have a hard time taking Haesten seriously after watching this:

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All of season 3 like:

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I love how hard Mark and Alex laugh here. Man, I wish I could hang out with all of them for a day.

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