Random question but which god/dess would you fall in love with and which god/des would fall in love with you?
hi hello hey ummm anon this is possibly the best ask I have ever received in my entire life. are we married now?
disclaimer: I mean absolutely no disrespect to anyones beliefs/spirituality/religious standings.
who would I fall in love with (well this list is long). you didn't specify which belief/mythology so I did the ones I know about:
I would fall in love with Hestia (affectionately). She is so "minds her own business" "just wants to protect the people and be a source of warmth to all those who need it" "doesn't involve herself in the drama that follows so many other gods" and I think that's very ✨perfect✨ of her.
I would also fall in love with Anubis because hello he's the God of the afterlife and lost souls. Id be with him for eternity, should he choose to preserve my soul. you think he needs like? someone to feed him grapes or something? and also he's probably hot. what can I say I'm a shallow bitch
another god I'd fall in love with is Apollo (derogatory) because godsdammit he makes me want to shoot him but also he's the god of the sun and there's so much warmth in that. moreover he's all golden and full of temperament and he. can. play. all. the. music. imagine having a boyf that can play the harp, drums, and the flute in one perfect harmony. im already crying.
this obviously doesn't end; another goddess I'd love is Lakshmi because umm mx'xm have you seen her? she looks like she'd give me sapphires but also slash a dagger across my throat. also she probs smells really nice. like freshly cut flowers and springs.
yet another goddess I am in love with, Artemis. moon. just moon. also archery. also night time. I love all of everything about her.
also Hades and Persephone. they come as a package deal. I want to be the cuddle sandwich between them. the accountant of death and the queen of hell? i think I need a fan to cool myself after that H E A T!
okay I think that's all I can think of right now on the "which beings am I in love with"
as for who would fall in love with me? umm I don't know if I can be so arrogant as to think a god/dess can fall for me.
Zeus would try to convince me he's in love with me but that's cause he's a prick with a prick that he let's control everything he does (#InMyHeadIveStartedAZeusHateClub)
tbh I can see Thanatos falling for me. but like only because I will bitch and argue my way when he comes to collect and then he'll be like "godsdamn mortals I don't have time for this shit" and I'll say "I don't have any time, you shit" and he'll fall in love because what else do you do with stubborn people except love them into a new life? (as you can see I live in romance books in my head)
also lowkey Helios but only because he'll think it's fun and then it'll be too late.
all the women in any mythology/belief system are otherwise too smart to fall in love with me. not because falling in love with me is like hard and they're above the "tricks" just that they're too smart to fall in love in general. I just don't want them to break my heart.
I want to say Dionysus my gender fluid BABE but how can I say they will fall in love with me when they are the God of parties and revelry? why fall in love with me when music is right there?
the only true gods/goddesses that would fall for me are all the ones already married to the Gods™ because they're all trying to escape. (except persephone who is very happy).
but hera for SURE! I have a whole plan for this: I'm going to sneak in through her "window" and kill her husband and then while Zeus is reviving himself we're going to whisk away to a calypso type island called ExKronides and the tag line shall be "Exit: pursued by a __________" (cause Zeus can change shape. she'll be ever so happy away from her horrid husband and I'll be ever so happy because I'm with her and it'll work out wonderfully. What do you think?
anyway now that I've rambled on thank you for the ask! what shall be your takes? I ask you the same questions? you can pop back in my ask box if you wanna stay on anon or personal message me or reply to this or really whatever you want!
