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TXTMSG ✉ MADISON ⇄ JAKE
MADISON: JAKE! This is Madison.
MADISON: Madison McCarthy.
MADISON: ANYWHO! I'm just texting you to let you know that I've cancelled my order on Amazon of baby onesies and what I must admit are ADORABLE plush toys upon realizing that they would be going to a child WHO YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE.
TEXT MESSAGE → JAKE PUCKERMAN
RACH: So I have something to ask you but I first want to stress that this is a purely hypothetical situation and that I am not implying that anything of this nature will happen this weekend. However, if I were to say hypothetically that I was contemplating performing the act of fellatio on my boyfriend after the wedding this weekend, would you be averse to giving me a refresher course?
TEXT MESSAGE ✉ JAKECHEL
Rach: Jake, please stop. I know Jesse isn't polite to very many people and you don't have to like him but he has fixed what he did to me... more than fixed. He is a wonderful person but only to people who actually give him a chance. Surely you understand that? When we first met you wanted the chance to be more than Noah's brother to me and you asked me to respect that and not refer to him as your family. Please respect Jesse, or at least respect me, and not judge him by things he has done in the past or by what others have said. I didn't want to announce it yet, and I still don't, but he's my boyfriend now and he makes me so happy. Can't you just try and get along with him? For me?
[text] No problem on the flowers. Like I said, it wasn't like I went out of my way or anything. Trying to be good at this whole friend thing. And thanks for the props on Midsummers. I like reading the stuff more than acting it out when it comes to Shakespeare. Maybe because I've read it before I was better at it. I dunno.
[text] Well, you’re very good at being my friend already and I absolutely love my flowers. I think I may be out of the loop a bit though as I’m afraid I have no idea who that girl is in your icon on tumblr. I assume someone who would also be given flowers though? Oh, but you should definitely act them! They can never be truly appreciated unless you see them being or actually perform them as they should be!
[text] You were pretty awesome as Juliet. Not that you need me to tell you but I figure you dig compliments. I think my ma watered up a little.
[text] Why, thank you. I’m glad you enjoyed my take on one of the most iconic roles to exist on the stage. I’m hardly surprised people cried considering the absolutely heartbreaking nature of the play and my rather outstanding grasp of Juliet but I am glad to hear of a specific example. I should also thank you for my beautiful flowers, they were the perfect end to a perfect performance and I currently have them sitting on my bedside table in the best vase my daddies could find on such short notice. I have to say your Demetrius was extremely impressive for such a novice in the world of Shakespeare, and I absolutely encourage you to consider joining the Lima theater group this upcoming year for our production of Hamlet!
