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[tmcalypso]

Excuse me Mr Calypso buuut I found this little thing running around your building and it kept on hitting its head on things, just wanna ask if it's yours?

[roseanddagger-28]

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Louis: So

Harry: So?

Louis: Heard you're single again, Mr Styles *winky face emoji*

Harry: Depends who you ask

Louis: I was thinking, if the heartache is not too bad, I could take you out?

Harry: You asking me out on a date?

Louis: Definitely

Harry: Haha, you're cute

Louis: Love you, so happy this is over

Harry: Me, too!

[akitsune-lune]

Taskmaster Series 12 Interviews

(these contain allusions to who is a contender for winning the series, and who is empathically not. Also spoilers for some tasks, so read the interviews at your own risk of spoilers.)

Greg Davies

⤷ The joy is, I will never do [Taskmaster] so I can’t be put to the test, which I’m sure will annoy people reading this. I’m happy to put it on the record though: I would be superb. I hope it doesn’t come across as arrogant, but I would have been a contender to win all 12 series.

Alex Horne

⤷ I was going to say [the cast is] greater than the sum of its parts, but that isn’t true; each of them is great individually. But I do think that together, in particular, they became this unlikely band of people. The five of them are great together.

Alan Davies

⤷ Greg had an absolute field day over [one of my performances]. When he’s on a roll, he’s really one of the funniest. I’m lucky to work in comedy, and I know some funny people, but Greg Davies on a riff on Taskmaster, taking someone apart, is one of the funniest things on TV.

Guz Khan

⤷ When we were in the studio, everyone came together, and we were backing each other up. That really got to Greg. I don’t know what repressed evil memories he has, or why he treats the world like he does, but it wasn’t going to break us. We were like a bunch of Care Bears, just shooting the love out at massive Greg Davies.

Desiree Burch

⤷ [Greg] was irritated by the fact that we were a collective unit, because that meant that we were all going to tease him like, “Come on, Dad!” [...] Obviously, there’s the persona and the reality, but it was hilarious that he seemed truly irritated.

Morgana Robinson

⤷ There was one cooking task that took me about an hour longer than anybody else. But no one else had sparklers or marshmallows on their cake, that’s all I’m saying. Or tears, in fact. You’ve got to weigh it up, you know?

Victoria Coren-Mitchell

⤷ I resorted to shouting in my head that I’d actually got eleven points, while outwardly conceding to Greg’s apparent 'scoring system.' “Okay, in your world, I came last and got two points. But in my world, I’m up to four figures already.” They can’t police our minds.

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[black-lodge-gatekeeper]

13 days till I want Alan Davies to be my dad, I want to hug him, he is my son, he is a cinnamon roll, I want to take him to ice cream, I want him to kiss me on my forehead I want him to never let me go.

13 days till I want Victoria Coren Mitchell to whip me.

[4hgladiators]

Fractured- Part 11 (Part one)

This is the last Chapter of Fractured, but it will contain Part 1 & Part 2. Voting was closed after Chapter 10. The characters will react the way you voted at the end of that chapter.…

They’re back!!!!!!!! I hope you enjoy the beginning of the end. The last Chapter of Fractured is here. This is Part-One. I hope you enjoy it! Sorry for the looonnngggg wait. :-)

[sakusagi]

[travelmama12]

Heyyyy the next chapter All Mine will post late this week 😁😊!!