#tmal&m

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Roommate A: So in the Cars universe

Roommate B already resigned to her fate: Okay?

Roommate A: If there were human would Lightening McQueen be a NASCAR racer or would he be like an Olympic track star

Roommate B: I hate you

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Roommate A: My eyes are burning

Roommate C: Are you feeling inorganic

Roommate A: Someone please eat me and put me out of my misery

Roommate B: I can't eat you if you're no organic it goes against my pahhleo diet.

Roommate A: It's Paleo!

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A's Dad: I like your shirt!

A: ?

A's Dad: Wait that's not a Led Zeppelin shirt

A wearing a Jujutsu Kaisen shirt: ????

In conclusion

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Roommate B: There's too many pages in this book

Roommate A: The BIBLE?????

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ay yo wazzup it's been a while

eyo it's my goose! aaay yo it's called the sun's back outside

and we have finally made our return from not studying

How you doin?

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Nothing says post-finals mental-breakdown like microwave the ramen and popcorn soup bowl in the same sentence.

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Roommate B: *Launches Self awake at 3AM* Remy and Linguini have such an unhealthy relationship. Remy literally controls Linguini's every action through his hair

Roommate A: Um no. They have a good relationship as they have healthy communication and learn to work together

Roommate B: They cannot talk to each other, Remy is a Rat!!!!! Communication is a Major Red Flag here.

Roommate A: They don't need to talk to communicate! They're a team!

Roommate B: THERE ARE SO MANY RED FLAGS

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You should know we try to do everything in the spirit of Himbos though neither of us identify as Hims