#tmi bruce

[d3dans]

MOTHER FUCKER I WAITED 2 MONTHS FOR YOUR BLOODY TERROR TO SHOW AND YOU SHOW UP DURING MY BREAK AT WORK WHEN I DON'T GOT NO PADS

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>dog has tick

>it's big

>goes to pull it off

>squeezes too hard

>hears a POP as tick gets pulled off

>YEP

>I SQUEEZED THE TICK TOO HARD AND ITS BODY POPPED

>IT'S ALIVE BUT GUTS ARE ON THE TWEEZERS

>PUTS IT IN ALCOHOL

>CAN'T GET POP SOUND OUT OF HEAD

>NAUSEOUS AS FUCk...

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not really too sure about your parents opinion and your situation and how they treat you rule wise like their house their rules if you live with them but youre of age that should be enough to say enough you can send nudes if you want and it kinda isnt their business about your sex life???

bbbbb i wish it could be that way but my moms always been strict with sex like I remember when I was 16 first masturbating she kept asking if i was still a virgin and scared me so bad when she accused me of not being a virgin that I asked a gynecologist if I was still a virgin after my exam so now im afraid if she figures out I sent nudes to someone (she thinsk everyone on the internet is over 40 and all my friends are fake) she'll kill m e

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archivemod replied to your post:

Just use a coke bottle it totally wont shatter in ur anus

Lubrication is still needed

It could get stuck up there nah

I don't have a coke bottle

[d3dans]

(TMI) Do you have any friends that you'd fuck? And how often do you talk to them?

tbh I don't have any friends I'd like to diddle :S

{insert Metallica's SAD BUT TRUE song here}

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My bowels feel like a bag of popcorn only with tons of pain when something inflates or bubbles inside my intestines and then "pops" lmao I'm both hungry and uncomfortable

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