#tmi lol

[jayjsbabydoll]

I’d do more than just hit on his face, I’d si-

[scoldingdarjeeling]

Ah, I see Halsin has told the tadfools about the ‘beehive accident.’

[lilabayard]

this is #mydiary so y’know it could be worse i could be pregnant (am actively period bleeding rn)

[transskywardsword]

i don't think i'm ace like, At All. i am 1000% not asexual. however, sex sounds like so much work and honestly not worth all the effort when you can just like, use your hand??? it's right there. literally, right there. it all just sounds so incredibly unappealing

[fuckyeahstufficareabout-temp]

I could go for some frotting with a woman or subby guy tbh. That might make me feel better 💀

[homeofhousechickens]

Its crazy how a lot of Amerocans only eat about 15g of fiber a day

[yiddishfisting]

I've been lying here waiting for about an hour which has given me ample time to start suddenly worrying i'm gonna poop while i'm under anesthesia 😭

[astronicht]

Finding out they’re shutting off the office water for a few hours AGAIN like ok day 7 of trying to complete the multi step “remember to pick up IBD meds” process getting fast-tracked