#tmi lol

[florellia]

trimming my bush !

[lilabayard]

this is #mydiary so y’know it could be worse i could be pregnant (am actively period bleeding rn)

[mariniacipher]

… do you ever wonder if you might be taking things too seriously and are overcompensating for fears you have in other areas of life, by taking control of smth tangible?

aka i might be putting a vow of poverty on myself in the name of making smart money moves and. While i know students aren’t supposed to be rich. I might be making my life poorer than it does actually need to be. Something to ponder, I suppose.

[yiddishfisting]

of course at the beginning of this very important work meeting i start getting the You Need To Poop Right Now cramps

[fuckyeahstufficareabout-temp]

I could go for some frotting with a woman or subby guy tbh. That might make me feel better 💀

[lilabayard]

had a fucking horrible pregnancy/abortion dream and then woke up on my period urghhhb why is my brain

[xy0009]

I hate when I have to poo after I just showered. Like, excuse me why are we late?

[yiddishfisting]

I've been lying here waiting for about an hour which has given me ample time to start suddenly worrying i'm gonna poop while i'm under anesthesia 😭