Okay, but why has no one done the pregnancy meme for radioapple yet?
Like come on, it'd be funny. Charlie would find the pregnancy test. And speeds walk over to her dad who's talking to Alastor.
Lucifer: Hey duckling.
(Charlie punches Lucifer in the stomach)
Lucifer: What the fuck?
Charlie: You are my beloved and wonderful father. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young. You're too beautiful. (Shakes his shoulders)
Lucifer: What the fuck are you talking about, sweetie?
Charlie: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.
Alastor: See ya! (Disappears into the shadows)
Lucifer (yelling after him): I'm not pregnant.
Charlie: Well, not after that punch you're not. We've been doing muay thai classes as part of our lesson plan.
Lucifer: I was never pregnant, Charlie!
Charlie: A-A-Are... you sure?
Lucifer: Yes I'm fucking sure!
Vaggi: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?
Charlie: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—
Vaggi punches Lucifer in the stomach.
Lucifer: Ah, motherfucker! (Clutches stomach and falls to the ground)
