Feb 25, 2015
Things My Roommate Says Pt 8
This edition has a friend response
Roomie: *Takes a shower*
Roomie: My vagina itches. I think I have a spider bite.
Me: *Tells friends the story*
Friend: I think it's from all the cobwebs down there.
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Things My Roommate Says Pt 8
This edition has a friend response
Roomie: *Takes a shower*
Roomie: My vagina itches. I think I have a spider bite.
Me: *Tells friends the story*
Friend: I think it's from all the cobwebs down there.
Things My Roommate Says Pt 7
Roomie: *Takes shower and walks back into room*
Me: *Turned away from door*
Roomie: I am completely naked so do not look. Okay. Good. Glad we established that.
Things My Roommate Says
I have decided to start posting things my roommate says to me, starting with this gem from yesterday: Roomie: I'm about to be real personal with you.
Me: Oh my I am not ready
Roomie: My butthole is bleeding.
Me: What?
Roomie: I think it's from the toilet paper