Markus: Y’know What? Since you want to “redeem” yourself so badly, if you’re able to redeem yourself, I’ll be your boyfriend.
Thing: R-really?
Markus: Yeah, only because I know you can’t.
[Months later]
Markus, holding Thing’s hand: Fuck.

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Markus: Y’know What? Since you want to “redeem” yourself so badly, if you’re able to redeem yourself, I’ll be your boyfriend.
Thing: R-really?
Markus: Yeah, only because I know you can’t.
[Months later]
Markus, holding Thing’s hand: Fuck.
Finally done! The diolage in these was from @incorrectwcfqouts I asked permission first before drawing these Fnac human designs belong to wolfconf
Spanish version of this: fnac-incorrectwcfqouts
FNAC human designs belong to wolfconf
the dialogue in this (translated into spanish) belongs to @incorrectwcfqouts