#to babysit

[floofsqueak]

quickly hovers away from confused moth, holding precious cargo on the way,,

“reiny that’s my ch-” “benben tennyson you are literally a child too- i am taking over. bye. i have important supreme stuff to do now. and you have homework” ”ok..........???” floats faster

[spookyghostytoes]

babysitting is like d&d. You never know what’s coming next it’s either a disaster or a miracle and you discover things you would’ve never thought of

[mirdania]

I'm voluntarily waking up at 7 am tomorrow and sunday 

who am i

[nevmaneizabawz]

Actual babysitting interaction

5yo child: *crying* But I don't want to be upstairs-

Me: well I don't want to be here, go upstairs.

[carriefisherscokenail]

i LOVE having a three yr old neighbour who throws tantrums hourly and calls u a bitch if u wave to her and say hi :-)

[neonngravestones]

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[cellophaneorigami]

It is too early for life.

[killrockabill]

assassin

my nephew is an assassin. he snuck up on me and pretended to cut my jugular. i did not hear him and he was very precise