Just Shit I Like

[nevmaneizabawz]

In just one month I have:

Broken up with my boyfriend

Walked out of one of my jobs

Quit smoking

Listened to Fall Out Boy's "From under the cork tree" about 32 times.

[nevmaneizabawz]

I threw up everywhere

I don't drink a lot Last night I had 2 angry orchards and a jack and coke, then smoked a blunt. This was a good 7 hour night between all of that, but as soon as I stood up at friend's house, everything went downhill. I dry heaved walking out the door, threw up in my mouth walked in front of my car and spit it out, my boyfriend drove about 10 minutes got down the road from my apartment and he said "do you wanna go back to (the bar)" immediately threw up in my mouth spit it all over my car door and he pulled over so I could spit it all out on the road, got in front of my apartment and did the same thing then threw up in the toilet and in the shower and passed out.

[nevmaneizabawz]

Wow

Everything I've saved on Instagram has been something I've genuinely laughed at while drunk.

[nevmaneizabawz]

Actual babysitting interaction

5yo child: *crying* But I don't want to be upstairs-

Me: well I don't want to be here, go upstairs.

[nevmaneizabawz]

Godddd

I really am sick of being so unhappy and using all of my energy trying to make myself happy. Awful vicious cycle.

[nevmaneizabawz]

No good

Today I have $0.03 in my bank account and don't get paid until next Saturday. Today is almost my third day with no nicotine. Today is the most emotional I've been since I was 16. Today I feel the loneliest I've ever felt, but I can't bring myself to cry it out. Today i feel like I don't deserve to eat. Today is no good.

[nevmaneizabawz]

Me: * wants to travel, eat right, live happily, be creative*

Also me: * broke af, eats pizza for breakfast, hates everybody, sleeps til 1:00pm*

[nevmaneizabawz]

No caption needed for this boss ass pic

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[nevmaneizabawz]

*talking to a new person that I already don't like* Them: Have you seen this new show on Netflix? Me:No but I've seen your mom on my dick. *walks away*

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What if..

Instead of jumping into relationships, if you like someone but don't want to make it official. Or if you're like me and have some weird anxiety or something about "love", just be "friends" like fwb but you do go on dates and tell each other cute things. Do cool stuff together, sit up late and talk. And just all around respect each other, if it's not meant to be, something else comes along, oh well you never shipped it. Best case scenario your best friend proposes.

[nevmaneizabawz]

I want

A tutorial chick like the Instagram ones where she takes a cigarillo and pretends to light it, then does the "uh uh uh" thing and rolls a fat ass blunt.

[amaranthinedraco]

Harry Potter, The Chosen One.

[kr4ynonymous]