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witness her in all her perfection

#im actually obsessed w the ammy nui i got yesterday. my friend my beloved she's so SMALL and SHAPED....#to reference another post #of course it goes without saying im hopelessly dependent on the Amaterasu Nui #shes so;;;;;;;#dextposting #okami

real boy lil seb the kinda kid who'd sneak a whole grown ass tortoise into the bathroom for dh to discover. the details of this event are as follows:

he got it from the local river

no one at home saw him sneak out of the house

no one knows how he got it home

no one heard him come back in

the local river is NOT a short walk away

the bathroom is on the second floor of their house and the tortoise is heavy

the tortoise is hanging out in the FILLED tub

dirk and hal were only alerted that something was up bc they heard the bath tap running but it wasnt seb's scheduled bathtime

theres now tortoise dung in the bath water

seb has somehow cornered them into agreeing that theres technically no good reason NOT to keep it.... at least for a little while. bigs his eyes. bigs his eyes at them

#our t #i dont think seb would need supervised in the bath all the time but he WOULD be on a schedule bc everyone in the house has adhd #and no one is medicated for it lmaoooo #dirk does not like adderal bc it has A Substance in it (stutid.. all meds are a kind of substance)#i think lil seb wouldve had a trial run but #to reference another post #it ''turned him into a little businessman'' and hal cried over it so they talked to seb and agreed to find smth else LMAO

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