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*deep sigh*

It's not my circus. I'm just one of the monkeys.

#but oh boy #i wanna give the ringmaster a piece of my mind #whoevers in charch of this circus better step up #and do something #this circus #is going #to SHIT #not my circus not my monkeys #not my circus #NOT MY MONKEYS #im just a monkey chat #character quotes #oc quotes #but also just me quotes #me irl #this is a mood

absolutely despise (pos) it when a south park episode ends on a melancholy note. like youre just supposed to accept the world is sometimes horrible and not everything gets resolved.

#i know mostepisodes that end like this have an aftermath #but it still leaves that impact #youre getting old #- just ends with the note that everything is shit and the same shit plays out over n over again just in a different way #ass burgers #- almost ends on a positive note of stan finally being excited abt change in his life but then everything going back to normal and returnin #to shit #the hobbit #- ends with wendy after desperately trying to help out others realize how photoshop is ruining the self image on youung girls and sets up u #nrealistic expectations on bodies being pressured into photoshopping herself and crying #AND I CANT FIND ANY AFTERMATH FOR IT? LIKE IT JUST ENDS LIKE THAT ?#auhrg #dead kids #- during the episode sharon is really upset over the recent school shootings happening at stans school and is upset others arent upset bc i #used to be a big deal but suddenly it isnt and the whole time randy is thinking it must be her having her period and hes also expecting an #apology from her for being emotional often #and instead of that getting resolved by the end sharon does fuckingapologize to randy right as he was starting to understand her. and then #theyre told that stan -their CHILD- got SHOT and neither of them even bother to see him- sharon saying its OK????#im not sure if theres an aftermath episode of that ??? heck if i know #south park #sp

Logically, I know that if I lived in the MCU or the DCU, I'd probably shit my pants just as much as the average human extra would.

But a part of me just kinda wonders/worries if I'd like ... get used to it????

Hear me out. If I had to experience frequent periods of invasions by planet conquering extra-terrestrials or literal fucking gods duking it out Kaiju style on the reg .... I'd wonder if I'd eventually become desensitized to it???

Sure, it would be fucking insane to get confirmation that there's life out there in the galaxy. And literal gods are nothing to sneeze at, either. But after the first four or five world encompassing invasions, I really wonder if the initial impact would just sort of ... idk, peter out?

Also, like ... I'm a regular human being? And my life doesn't exactly stop for every major world shattering event. As much as I'd really like it to sometimes, I still have to pay bills and go to work.

Fuck, they made us pay rent and go to fucking work during the pandemic! Do you really think my boss isn't going to keep hounding me to come in if there's a literal apocalypse going on outside my window???

I've already lived through a shit ton of major historical events irl in the meager two decades of my life. How the fuck do you want me to react if an interdimensional space demon came down to earth and declared itself our new tyrant?

The past decade alone primed me for this shit. No, for real. What the fuck is this space demon asshole gonna do next? Erase half the population out of existence? Idk what to tell you, man, somebody already beat you to that and that shit somehow got itself resolved.

And, yeah, it sucked ass. But I also got a doctor's appointment scheduled for next Tuesday so if you could just hold off for like, idk another week or two? I had to wait literal months to get this and I'll be damned if your extra-terrestrial ass is going to get in the way of me finally sitting down in front of a healthcare professional for some shit I've been dealing with for months on end.

#radio talks #mcu #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #dc #dcu #dc cinematic universe #this is mostly a shit post #but also like for real #i'm genuinely afraid #i would become this fucking desensitized #to shit #i struggle daily with actual irl world events #trying to imagine fake ones #even for fun makes my brain go stupid #this is just a long ass ramble

ewwwwww what the i was looking thru a ziplock bag with some like....idk cards and movie tickets and other random shit in it that i kinda stuffed in my closet and i found the bday card my ex got me in 2019 and i read what she said in it and oh BOY I DID CRY!! the lies in that card tho oh my god i just. man. fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it just felt like such a big waste of like 6 monthsssssssssssssssssssssssss god fucking dammittttttttt

#in that moment reading that card i missed her #im just ugh rethinking what happened im just mad i gave someone my heart and put so much love and commitment and tenderness and it all went #to shit #like fuck i rlly did care about her soooooooo fucking much ewwwwwwwwwww ill never care for anyone like i cared about her again! its a waste #of time cuz ppl fuck u over #stay tuned for my vent on temporality and finding love and what not #personal

So I went to a friends job the other day and today she’s like.. “one of my coworkers asked about you and if you were a personal trainer” 💀💀 thats one of the biggest compliments for me considering I haven’t worked out in months and had two disgusting burgers and fries from Carl’s Jr. last night (don’t ask) and now I’m paying the troll toll with painful constipation, indigestion and acid reflux

#im literally never eating at fast food like that again it literally made my stomach tense up and wouldnt digest for hours and now its hard #to shit

Well, so much for our first barn hunt trial today... Got stuck in traffic and missed our Instinct run, and NQ'd both Novice runs. First run was actually perfect, but I had my phone in the blind so someone could possibly film her for me without knowing it was illegal, and the second she didn't even alert and wanted to sniff everything instead

We ended up doing some proofing for her trick titles and CGCA while we were there though, which was something

#im really salty #got up at 6:30 #so we could be there #and then the whole day went #to shit #vega #barn hunt