Miscellaneous Spiders

shut up and move along

[pukicho]

Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.

[the-quasar-hero]

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

[farvann]

a vampire giving themselves a pep talk to a mirror that has a crudely drawn picture of themselves that they drew taped to it

[pukicho]

I got whatever ADHD is called

[ineedtestosterone2763]

ADHD is called ADHD.

[pukicho]

That’s the one

[positivestress]

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

toxins and sludge toxins and sludge im a little lad who loves toxins and sludge

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

I’m not ya type, leave me alone

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine if trauma could be transferred instead of just multiplying. Being able to heal yourself by returning the trauma to sender. Feeling yourself getting mentally and physically better by traumatising your parents right back.

Cure your PTSD in one afternoon with this one simple trick: Chase your dad around the house with an axe.

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[cheddar-baby]

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

[notecardpasta]

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

[shock-micro]

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

[ilovetodrinkwater]

I loooove when there’s a mysterious mist settling over a location

[possessable]

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

[jarring]

[kafkaswasteddayz]

not now honey, mommy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again

[bish0ps]

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG