"yeah, i understand women — they all want daggers and swords. it’s all quite simple, really." [ from arthur! ] // @toadmiretoweepover & unhinged comedic relief starters
"But then which one do we get Eli for her birthday? Giving her both might be a little overkill." He's so glad he asked Arthur for help, he'd've never thought of giving a girl a sword or a dagger!















