#toast talks

[mumbono5]

Have you ever wondered "Hey, which person is this Hermitcraft fanart actually depicting?" and didn't want to just scroll down to read the tags?

Behold. My magnum opus. The Hermitcraft fanart flowchart! Please click for legibillity.

[toastling]

Had a dream there was a new internet trend called "looksmashing" which was basically just looksmaxxing except they were trying to look more and more like Nigel Thornberry

[fl0w3rfields]

Its crazy being a self shipper and then finding yourself seeing the world your f/o is in as a second home for yourself.

Their friends are your friends. Their family is your family. Their house is familiar to you. Their city/neighborhood/village/whatever are streets and walkways you know by heart. Ya know?

Its comforting. It makes you feel like you belong somewhere.

[toasteaa]

We all talk about sleepy voiced faves, but what about sleepy voiced YOU and your faves being down bad for it just like you are for theirs? You can't tell me they don't hear your warm, sleepy voice saying, "what baby?" and they don't get bricked up immediately. You say their name in that pretty, raspy voice and they're holding their own leash with the tightest grip imaginable. I cannot be convinced otherwise.

[toastissuperior]

sometimes i feel like people forget that pepper is just a nickname and her real name is virginia and the only reason tony gave the nickname to her was because she sprayed his security guard with pepper spray

[toasthoneyandstardust]

Allura is personally going to punt Pidge down the castle stairs, it's her right as his sibling

Pidge outfit stolen from @littlecrittereli as I fell in love with the design as soon as I saw it 💕

[zincakes]

Breakfast done right 😮‍🔥 Golden French toast, fluffy scrambled eggs, crispy bacon, and juicy sausages—this plate is stacked!

[idontparticularlyliketoast]

The Manager, speaking directly to the camera: can you lock the fuck in