Oct 29, 2016
I think Bemberdoop Cockelsniff's name will always be in like my top 5 memes tbh
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I think Bemberdoop Cockelsniff's name will always be in like my top 5 memes tbh
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When dogs curl up in tight lil balls reblog if you agree
Tfw you call out sick because you have fucking shingles, and they have the audacity to be pissy with you because they don't cover the schedule like they're supposed to. I've gone in and just pushed through it for 4 fucking days already, but this shit hurts like hell, so forgive me if I feel the need to take the day off and rest. Don't give me this "Well we all have to come in when we're not feeling well" bitch, fuck off. No one should have to come in when they're not feeling well, first of all, and secondly, let's see how many days in a row YOU call out when your skin is on fire and it hurts to move, cause I'd be willing to bet it would be a whole lot more than one. Sorry my pain is such an inconvenience to you, you fucking prick, but unfortunately we both just have to suck it up and deal with it.
If you ever think your life is sad, just be aware that a few minutes ago, my dog spilled my chips all over, so I just sat down and ate them off the ground
If I ever have a baby, I can only hope it will be as cool as baby sour cream
Tfw you're getting a tattoo, and you do t want to take any breaks, but your butt is falling asleep and you gotta piss like an Irish racehorse 😩
My squad is honestly such goals