#tobideiweek2024

[feemoon]

Near death experience

[thereaperwithglasses]

Old meme but it fits

TobiDei week day 1 - fanboy

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TobiDei Week 2024

Día 5. Motorcycles • Urban Tribes

[ladykissingfish]

*Tobi walks into the hideout carrying a shaking Deidara in his arms* Hidan: Oi, what the fuck happened to you, blondie?! You look more pale than red-eyes! Itachi: *clears off the couch* Set him here, Tobi. What happened? Is he alright? Tobi: *sets Deidara gently on the couch* Senpai is fine! We just … we had a little incident and Senpai’s a tiny bit shook up over it, that’s all! Deidara: *screwing his eyes shut and pulling a blanket over his head* It wasn’t a “little incident”, jackass! You almost killed me, hm! Tobi: Oh, Senpai, don’t say that. After all, we’re ninja, aren’t we? We’re always almost getting killed; it’s kinda part of the job! Deidara: Yeah but NOT LIKE THAT, hm! Hidan: The hell did you do, mask-boy?? Tobi: Well, when we were coming back from our mission, we went through this town and there was a carnival, right? Tobi asked Senpai to stop so we could get some dango and popcorn. They made the best popcorn, guys! It was so light but buttery and — Itachi: Get on with it, Tobi. Tobi: Right. Anyways we got the food and we were gonna leave but then Tobi saw a haunted house. There was a sign that said if you made it all the way through you’d get free ice cream. And ice cream is great! Tobi used to love strawberry ice cream the most but lately — Hidan: Just tell the story, fat ass! Tobi: Okay, okay. So anyway we went into the haunted house, but it was really stupid! None of the monsters were even scary at all! So Tobi -- Deidara: So Tobi took off his mask and decided to "scare" the monsters! THIS FUCKER PRETENDED TO BE AN UCHIHA! His voice got super deep and his eyes were glowing bright red ... and ... and ... *starts crying* He almost gave me a heart attack! I never want to see anything like that again in my whole life! Hidan: Wow, really, fucker? You know how blondie feel about this one here -- *cocks his thumb at Itachi* -- So why would you pretend to be one of his kind? Itachi, his own sharingan activated, moving closer to Obito: Yes, "Tobi"; please explain why you'd "pretend" to be one of my clan members. Tobi:

[daisyflower-tobidei]

Tobideiweek

Oct 12: Apology/Fanboy

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[tobideiweek]

🍭💥💕Tobidei Week is COMING BACK for 2024💕💥🍭

Get ready Obidei Nation! And stay tuned for prompts and dates to be announced soon! (Feel free to suggest any prompt you would like to see)

[ladykissingfish]

Tobi: Senpai, when are ya gonna go on a date with Tobi? Deidara, in a low voice: Funnily enough I wouldn't have a problem going on a date with Tobi, hm. But that other guy? That Obito Uchiha dude? Not too keen on that. Tobi, also in a low, Obito voice: You can't hold that against me for forever, Deidara. We can't help what family or clan we're born into! C'mon, we would have a lot of fun together, I know we would. Deidara: I can have "fun" with anybody. But what about the other stuff? Like, could you protect me if we were in danger? Tobi: Are you kidding me?? I'm a master of over a hundred different jutsus! I have the sharingan and soon enough I'll have the rinnegan, too! There's nothing in this world I couldn't protect you from, if it came down to it. Deidara: Okay, so, what if we were out walking, hm. And we got ambushed by a group of enemy nin. What if we manage to get away BUT I noticed that they didn't seem to be impressed by my art, so I go back after them on my own. Would you stop me, or help me get my revenge? Tobi: Tobi: Are ... are you asking if I could protect you, from yourself? Deidara: *shrugs* I AM my own biggest threat, after all. So what do you think? Tobi: Tobi: I think ... I think perhaps I need a few years to properly train for such a task ...

[ladykissingfish]

*Deidara in the shower, lathering up his hair* Tobi: *steps into the bathroom* Senpai? Please I've waited for so long but I can't hold it anymore; can I just pee really quick?! Deidara: *sighs* Go ahead, hm. But don't flush the toilet after; you're not gonna freeze me out. *Tobi quickly uses the toilet, letting out a sigh of relief* Tobi: Boy, whatever shampoo you're using sure smells good, Senpai! Deidara: Thanks. Now go away, weirdo. Tobi: ... Are you sure you want Tobi to go away? Because Tobi can help you, Senpai. He knows your arms must still be sore from when you had to get them re-attached. He can wash your hair for you ... *switches to Obito voice* And he can wash other parts for you ~ Deidara: Deidara: If ... If I agreed to let you come in here ... is that all that would happen? You'd just "help" me? Tobi: Of course, Deidara. We're good pals, ain't we? Don't friends help each other out in times of need? Deidara: Deidara: *slowly pulls back the shower curtain* Come on. *the next day* Konan: Dei? What's the matter? You've been limping around all morning. Are you in pain? Deidara: Kind of, but, I also feel really, really good, hm. Konan: What happened? Deidara: I was just ... I was just testing out my friendship with Tobi, hm. Turns out I'm ... I mean it, is a lot more flexible than I gave it credit for. Konan: