#toby things

[monstrositytrolls]

tobys top 5 conspiracy theories wait waht the fuck im on his profile why was he stabbed in the stomach how did that happen.

In no specific order:

The moon is a hoax. Not the moon landing, the actual fuckin moon itself isn’t real

Earth used to be populated by giant trees that got cut down. All of the plateaus aren’t rock, but are actually the tree stumps

Light bulbs don’t emit light, they suck up darkness

Transdimensional bigfoot

The earth is hollow and there are societies of people living inside it

I got stabbed when I was sixteen and some dude tried to mug me. I told him to fuck off and I guess he didn’t like that since I got a knife to the stomach. Jokes on him, I didn’t have any money so he got nothing while I got a cool scar.

[hazbinsandweirdos]

//Now that I posted that strawberry thing I'm thinking about these idiots.

Pierre- You don't even have to be hungry, if he is having a snack or food he's making it up for both of you/bringing you something too.

Toby- Forgets to eat all the time because he gets focused on what he's doing, you have to feed him or he'll just not eat until it's super late and it'll be something like a piece of cheese while standing there staring into the fridge

Arlo- Will share or stop off at a bar his band plays at because the owner is a friend and he can get a free meal for you. He's living on crust punk wages which is hardly two pennies to scrape together but no one goes hungry around him

Judas- Probably won't even think about you and grab himself food then tell you he didn't know you would be hungry because he can't read minds

[hazbinsandweirdos]

Toby the Imp Inventor

He built himself wings so he could reach things that were higher up in his workshop because he always wound up working for/with taller demons that would always leave things on top shelves/spaces he couldn't reach.

He is not a great inventor and has quite a lot of trouble getting anything to not blow up or break (hence the scars on his lower face and burn holes in his clothes). His wings are the only thing he has managed to actually get to work and they still stall out on occasion.

He's clumsy but he is ambitious and determined. He can have an invention blow up in his face and go right back to building it because he thinks he found the problem.

He went to work for Wally because he was hiring inventors and he figured he could learn from the other inventors he hired. Problem was, the other inventors didn't want to bother with him because he's a walking disaster.

[monstrositytrolls]

I bet Wolfgang likes you too

"unfortunate for him if he does like me, seeing as I'm not interested."

[monstrositytrolls]

Crazy that you're in love w Wolfgang, good luck breaking it to Reid you're poly now

"I'm not in love with him. And I'm not poly."

[monstrositytrolls]

Toby are you in love w Wolfgang

"No? He's my friend, I'm not in love with him. I'm in love with Reid"

[monstrositytrolls]

Toby for the world building meme!

B A S I C S

full name: Tobias Christopher Standall

gender: Male

sexuality: Gay

pronouns: He/him

O T H E R S

family: Kenny Standall (Dad), Lily Standall (Mom), Luke Standall (Oldeer brother), Sam Standall (Other older brother), Max Standall (Twin Sister). He has a very big family and does not like his parents very much lmao

birthplace: God I don’t remember where Chase and I decided the standalls were from 

job: Currently he works at a thrift store!

phobias: The dark, deep water, being abandoned. Honestly there are probably more that I’m just not thinking of right now lmao but those are the main three

guilty pleasures: goldfish crackers, taking like three showers in one day

M O R A L S

morality alignment?: Chaotic neutral w/ good leanings

sins - lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath

virtues - chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice

T H I S - O R - T H A T

introvert/extrovert: Introvert. 

organized/disorganized: Organized. Like, really organized. Sometimes he organizes things for fun.

close minded/open-minded: A little bit of both? It depends on the topic

calm/anxious: Anxious

disagreeable/agreeable: Disagreeable

cautious/reckless: Reckless

patient/impatient: Impatient

outspoken/reserved: Both, depends on the situation

leader/follower: Follower

empathetic/unemphatic: Empathetic 

optimistic/pessimistic: Pessimist 

traditional/modern: Modern

hard-working/lazy: Hard-working

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

otp: It’s Cosmic, which is the ship name for him and Reid

ot3:

brotp: Toby and Gepeto, Toby and Wolfgang, or Toby and Alexei 

notp:

[monstrositytrolls]

🛌🛋🕹🌋🤝🎖 for Toby!!

🛌- Does your muse prefer to sleep under many layers of blankets or only under a few?

Many layers. He sleeps under like 5-6 blankets usually lmao (He likes the weight of them + he’s always cold so the more blankets the better)

🛋- Does your muse like to have company over?

Depends on the company. If it’s his boyfriend or his brothers he likes it, but if it’s anyone else he usually doesn’t like it

🕹- What does your muse do to occupy themselves when bored?

He builds stuff, makes plans for building stuff, reads, plays with The Goblin (his cat), or watches Max play video games

🌋- Has your muse done something stupid and not regret it? 

Honestly I don’t think so lmao Toby’s life is full of regrets

🤝- Does your muse forgive others easily? 

It depends on the situation! If the person genuinely apologizes then he’ll usually forgive them, but if their apology is half-assed or they don’t apologize at all he’s not gonna forgive them for a looooong time

🎖- Does your muse enjoy praise?

Yeah, he does. He acts like he doesn’t, but he does.