Rosie. Wizard. Mayor.
I’ve been appointed to this little town by Blaze. I wasn’t worried. How much trouble could this little town get into, right? Fucking WRONG. Little did I know this was a stopping point for every fucking adventurer in the area? Why the hell did Shenanigans have to be in MY town?
The only good thing about Shenanigans is when shit hits the fan, I can count on Winifred to have someone who’ll tie up loose ends and settle things.
My current issue? A gross outhouse in the middle of the town square. Blaze is the High Wizard. He’s prim and proper. Honestly he’s a prick. I bet he wipes his ass with gold. If he hears a whisper of something like this I’ll be thrown out on my ass. I hear he likes to get rid of his ruling wizards by cursing them into animal forms, or worse. No, I won’t let that happen. So I swallow my pride and ask Winifred for a group of adventurers to help me out.
A barbarian, a bard, some cloaked figure, a little halfling flirt, and a dog. That’s what I get for my troubles. Since they’re all I have, I guess they’ll have to do.