Jan 22, 2016
At work today
Me: *Finishing transaction with customer, grabs card scanner just before coworker can (we share them)*
Coworker: Yooooouuuu sneaky snake!
Me: *Smirking proudly* I am a Slytherin!
seen from Singapore
seen from China
seen from Malaysia
seen from Pakistan
seen from China
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from France
seen from Philippines
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Netherlands
seen from Zambia
seen from Türkiye
seen from Singapore
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Australia
seen from United States
At work today
Me: *Finishing transaction with customer, grabs card scanner just before coworker can (we share them)*
Coworker: Yooooouuuu sneaky snake!
Me: *Smirking proudly* I am a Slytherin!
Bro: Can I be an exception? You know the opposite of recession? Like yes and no are opposites.
Me: ................wut