I experienced my first encounter with one of those super religious catholic people.
LOL
KAY SO, I went outside to recycle some plastic bottles and noticed that the red car that I saw parked at my house earlier was now in front, and there was this oldish lady in the passenger seat and she's all super happy to see me and I'm like o_o hi?
Lady: HOLA!
Me: heehhee, hi? xD
Lady: HI! Do you speak spanish?!
Me:err.. O_o some?
Lady: Oh because the listing said you were a spanish family
Me:uhm...well my step sister is here and she speaks spanish?
[I thought she just needed directions or something and seeing as how she was all spanish I was like okay? I can be helpful by bringing someone else out?xD BUT WHAT LISTING YOU CREEP?]
Lady: Oh okay! Well, we're here to talk to you about the recent events that have occurred and that they correspond to the bible verse [something] line [something]
[And then she goes on about how this was in the bible with the earthquake and tsunami and famines and whatnot and how after things get better that the kingdom of heaven will come down and its the end of the world -.- MY GOD. [lol no pun intended] I REALLLLLLY should have just said: uhm bitch? im athiest? :) can i preach to you about the joys of not worrying about your hateful god who wants us all to die ? :)]
AND THEN SHE ASKS: SOO ARE YOU CATHOLIC? :)
Me: LOLOLOLno?xD
Lady: Christian? :)
Me: LOOOOOOLLLLL!no.xD
Lady: o__o. OH@ well... what are you?
Me: uhmm.. well IF YOU WEEREE to classify me, I guess maybe pagan? but im pretty open minded aboout other religionsxD
[She pulled the biggest OHH IM INTERESTED shitface i have ever seen. And then goes on about how im awesome for not like.. following in others footsteps and going my own path? LADY, like.. go to any high school [in florida] and i guarantee you will have things thrown at you. I honestly only know like.. two religious teens. Like.. no one really cares anymore.xD]
and then shes like omg nice meeting you blabhalbhj id love to talk to you again.
and i just.. smiled and .. yea.
IT WAS.. awkward >.> never again please xD
BUT MY BEST FRIENDS DAD. Omg hes fucking awesome cuz he tries to convert THEM ;D
Even tho this lady wasn't trying to convert me.. still.. go away-.- I dont liek Christianity AT ALLLL. [no offense to anyone, your religion just seems so mean and your god seems like a degrading douche... now BUDDHISM... ;D and Wicca.. that's some peaceful shit IN WHICH YOU WONT GET JUDGED FOR ACTIONS BY SOME INVISIBLE MAN IN THE SKY >.> you're responsible for your actions and karma is gonna get you in your LIFETIME ANYWAYS, no one needs someone to judge them when they die >.>]
KAY
:DDONE.
