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Jacob: Man, I hate that guy. Todd: Me too. Jacob: …You have no idea who I'm talking about. Todd: Solidarity, brother.

Lmao 😂

Amber: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Miranda: Several traffic violations.

Ursula: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Todd: Roughly thirteen energy drinks.

Ray: Also, this is not our car.

Jealous Amber 😂

Amber: Todd is the smartest of us.

Todd, eating an apple: Shit, I bit my finger.

Amber: Sometimes.

Jacob: Why should I help you?

Todd: Because we’re friends.

Jacob: When’s my birthday?

Todd: Unfair. When’s my birthday?

Jacob: I don’t know because we’re not friends.

Todd: I don't care if you don't like space puns; I like space puns.

Todd: Comet me, bro.

Todd: We need to open this locked door. Miranda, give me your credit card.

Miranda: Here.

Todd, pocketing it: Thanks. Ursula, break down the door.

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