#toddlers.

[snuuiwind]

Bunny was just sobbing because he's so tired. We did our breathing, and then daddy dared to say "Maybe we should start going to bed earlier."

And you know what this little boy says?

"I'm not even tired."

[babydescant]

Today I made a rule that

...taking the refill hose out of the back of the toilet and using it as a straw is not allowed. It was one of those rules that as I was saying the words, I was wondering if this was real life or I was just having a really weird dream. Now ( imperial ) we don't disassemble the toilet.

[routinedarkness]

Creepy kids

A good friends. Child just woke me up holding a knife and a baby doll and said "K can i do this to my baby brother? And chopper thr baby dolls head off, then proceded to punch and kick the. Baby doll head around while stabbing the stomach of the baby. When asked wherevthey got the knife they replied "maw maw" their maw maw died 5.5 years ago. They are only 3.5 they've never met this maw maw. Nor seen any pics of her. She is npw chanting "paw pae did paw pae did it. Maw maw didn't shoot herself. Paw pae shot her!" I'm so fucking scared i just wanna run away

[toddlisms-blog-blog]

What's better than hugs?

"Nuffin."

[saddest-girl-2003]

I just saw two toddlers beatboxing at the Somali mall.

[irony-completed]

Why I love kids...

Just seen my other two year old cousin who danced for me and then ran into a door.