A couple days before Christmas, did I stub three toes on a full laundry basket and then brush off the lingering pain for 3 weeks after as “obviously they are just taking a bit to heal, but they kind of feel better...I think.”?
Yes, yes I did.
Did I then accidentally stub those same three toes on a box two days ago, and afterward make an appointment to see a podiatrist to make sure that I hadn’t actually broken them a month ago and made them worse? Yes, yes I did.
On the night before my appt to see if I’ve been walking around with 3 broken toes for almost a month did I just fucking stub those same 3 toes again on a box?
YES, YES I FUCKING DID.














