starting to consider cross dressing and becoming ‘one of the boys’ in a really misogynistic heterosexual groups of men so that i can go camping for days with nothing but a towel and a six pack, and pee standing up (i’ll figure it out), and talk about boobs and how vegans are ruining the world, and not brush my teeth or trim my pubes, and punch things and yell when i’m sad instead of problem solving.












