#toiletpapersucks

[thebumgun]

The Romans were washing their butts 2000 years ago. Hadrian's Wall toilets AD142. Why do so many opt for the dark ages with toilet paper? . #thebumgun #bidetsprayer #qualityoflife #toiletpapersucks #nomorefatbergs https://www.instagram.com/p/Bsk8rQbBRXK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=19abbyi6oj8g6

[thebumgun]

In a shopping centre this morning and felt the guts rumbling. Luckily there was this trusty bumgun waiting for me. A cheapo plastic bumgun, but worked a treat. Zillion times better than painful toilet paper. . #toiletpaperpain #toiletpapersucks #thefuture #thebumgun #bidetsprayer #thefreshwand https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp-33wRBfVr/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=kxr5ch70xgvi

[thebumgun]

Bon voyage UK & the painful toilet paper!! I'll be back soon, to bring you more Bum Gun Bidet Sprayer love!! . #nobumgun #roughtoiletpaper #toiletpapersucks #qualityoflife #thebumgun #savemoney #ecoproduct #savepaper https://www.instagram.com/p/BnttZW2h34B/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1su8d8tjt4rwg

[thebumgun]

Starbucks toilets. Sadly no Bumguns. Even when faced with very expensive coffee, we have to put up with nasty toilet paper. . #nobumgun #roughtoiletpaper #coldbathrooms #toiletpapersucks #thebumgun #bidetsprayer #thefreshwand https://www.instagram.com/p/BnqG_tpHUGF/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1vl63q2nxnu4q

[thebumgun]

Hadrian's Wall toilets AD142. Luxury bumguns included. Romans were so smart. . #thebumgun #bidetsprayer #qualityoflife #toiletpapersucks (at Hadrian's Wall NT) https://www.instagram.com/p/BndacAYhIqG/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=143zczh8ecz7v

[thebumgun]

UK Bathroom - Another cold, painful, miserable experience. £12.50 for one glass of gin but disgusting bathroom. Very wrong. . #toiletpapersucks #thebumgun #bidetsprayer https://www.instagram.com/p/BnZ3scEnn6l/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1grn1qeb49stf

[thebumgun]

Clever image showing the London Underground lines across London. I wonder if I can do one of these graphics showing bumguns all over London. Then I could plan my day, and not have to face toilet paper pain & discomfort. . #toiletpaperpain #toiletpapersucks #qualityoflife #thebumgun #bidetsprayer https://www.instagram.com/p/BnF-qEGhoXB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=q7cc4pz8ogct

[thebumgun]

UK Trains - Another painful experience. For all Richard Branson's business brains and acumen, he still doesn't understand a lot of people want to be properly clean after using the toilet. Filthy, painful toilet paper on British trains. . #nomoretoiletpaper #toiletpapersucks #toiletpaperpain #thebumgun #bidetsprayer #richardbranson #virgintrains https://www.instagram.com/p/BnF99AhhmYW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=iazp68q9djm5