#tolkien posts

[thcrin]

me: maybe this time i'll get through the hobbit: the battle of the five armies without crying i feel fine so far

thorin, fili and kili:

me: ...fuck

[sparklecryptid]

“YOU GAIN THE POWER OF WHATEVER IS YOUR PHONE BACKGROUND”

...so i gain the powers of feanor? what does that get me? the ability to create wonders? the ability to spontaneously burst into flames? what