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Repugnant with an s/o who's scared of intimacy but wants to try?

Repugnant with an s/o who's willing, but scared of intimacy

Mary Goore (they/them)

They're a bit confused, but they don't question it.

If it stresses you out, it stresses you out. They're not gonna question it.

They just tell you to take your time. They will keep whoring around, naturally, but if you need to talk, just give them a call.

Mary's a pretty good listener. And as fucked up as they are, they've got a solid grip on reality and good (although messed up) head on their shoulders.

They try to assure you it's nothing to be scared of, especially considering their habits.

You already hang out with them, what's the worst that could happen, y'know?

Still, they don't pressure you or anything. They let you control the pace.

No use in rushing you, after all. The rush ruins the potential fun.

DD Sars (he/him; fwb, not s/o)

I mean... not all his friendships have to be the horny kind, right?

He's not gonna try and be all sweet about it all. He's not your boyfriend.

He is, however, a guard dog of yours, in a way.

Because while he doesn't care, there's always a chance you have a partner.

And if that partner tries pressuring you, DD will not only give them a piece of his very vulgar and violent mind...

He will also ruin them in more than one way, and not a single one of those is anywhere near being fun.

Doxxing and stalking aside, he will pretty much break your partner mentally and might even get Mary to join him in ripping the bastard to shreds.

He's not your boyfriend, but he's a damn good friend.

Even though he's an incredibly fucked up person, he cares about you. In his weird ways.

G. Grotesque (he/him)

If you tell him about it, he's gonna pull you in for cuddles and assure you that it's okay.

It doesn't matter if you need to wait, he's perfectly fine with it.

He loves you, he doesn't care about sex all that much. Sure, it's a nice bonus, but you're much cooler.

He's very patient and sweet with you if you decide to try.

He adapts to you when it comes to how you want to do it.

If you want to top, he'll patiently and lovingly guide you and praise you for how amazing you're doing.

If you'd rather have him top, he fully expects you to just go pillow prince(ss) mode while he takes care of you.

Very gentle. Very loving.

11/10. Would lose virginity to him.

E. Forcas (he/him)

He understands fully. He usually takes years on average to warm up to someone properly, so he gets being scared of things like that, even if it's for different reasons.

He absolutely respects everything about your decisions, so if you need some time, he'll wait.

He's also willing to slowly and gently guide you. He's the last person to ever rush you.

It doesn't matter how many attempts it takes.

He'll praise you for any progress you make and comfort you as long as you need whenever you get too stressed and have to safeword out.

He goes at your pace. No matter what.

Tom Bones (he/him)

In Tom's eyes, pretty much any sex is good sex.

He doesn't mind you not being ready. If he's really horny, he can jerk off or go to one of his other girlfriends to deal with his frustrations.

He's fine with you needing time. It's not something to lose his mind over.

His dick can wait for you. No need to worry.

He's more than cool with just kisses and cuddles for as long as you need.

As long as he gets you in his lap, he's fine.

While he usually likes it pretty rough, he can also do soft and loving so you have a nice, sweet first time once you're ready.

He can also just do some sexual stuff with you to slowly help you lose the sex-related anxiety.

For example, he might playfully grope you a little.

Or attack you with kisses, small bites and a hickey or two.

He believes you'll get there eventually. And he's willing to wait as long as it takes. Absolutely zero pressure.

You don't get a break from his dumbass sex jokes, though.

~

Written by Nosferatu.

Taglist: @copias-fluffy-asscheeks @tuttifuckinfruttifriday @calliedion-dungeon @callmeicaro @thecuriouss @thermodynamic-comedian @vampyrolesbos

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How about Repugnant guys with a partner who REALLY struggle with insecurities about their body, appearance and have a bad self image? And this comes with things like fear and a long time for the partner to actually let them see parts of their body.

Repugnant with a very insecure partner

CW: mentions of cannibalism, murder and dismemberment. you know, the standard repugnant starter pack.

Mary Goore (they/them)

"... 's it like... a physical thing that's botherin' you?"

Mary's a simple person that offers simple solutions. In their own, morbid ways. (yes, i think i'm hilarious - rat)

So if it's a physical feature that bothers you, they'll simply offer to eat it. Literally. In the most casual tone, too.

Don't let them, they'll genuinely fucking do it, no hesitation.

And if it's something bigger, they might lose it and you'd have to physically stop them. You don't want that. Biting off a piece of skin in bed is one thing, eating half of your thigh is something else.

If you reject that offer, they'll just sorta awkwardly shrug and inform you that you're fine in their eyes.

"Eh, I'd fuck your corpse."

Of course, they're joking. They suck at comforting people.

You're free to take out your frustrations on them, though!

Or just cuddle it out while they lazily keep an arm around you.

They're not very good at actually solving the issue, but they're always in your corner.

They're much better at handling anyone who fuels your insecurities, though.

Just one wrong look and that person will be nothing more but mutilated remains. (again, i think i'm hilarious. - rat)

DD Sars (he/him; fwb, not s/o)

He smacks you upside the head if you ever spout such nonsense.

He will actually berate you for thinking so lowly of yourself.

Clearly, you eyes are fucked up or something if you see anything wrong with yourself.

DD is not good at all this, he's not a therapist and he's got a plethora of his own issues, but he's supportive in his own (mean and violent) way.

And that is by bullying you for being stupid because he doesn't see anything wrong with you.

And clearly, he knows better. Since you're so stupid and all.

Somehow, you end up getting not only bullied out of your insecurities, but you actually end up pavloved into dumping your insecurities as soon as they happen just to avoid him bullying you again.

It's a weird, fucked up way of dealing with it, but apparently it fucking works.

G. Grotesque (he/him)

No. Nuh-uh. Absolutely not.

He's heartbroken at the very idea of his most wonderful, incredible darling not seeing just how wonderful and incredible they are!

He's not letting go. This man is a fucking koala, he's gonna be clinging to you for hours.

You're absolutely incredible, what do you mean you're insecure? Have you even seen yourself?

G.'s gonna absolutely talk your goddamn ear off with praise and love confessions.

He takes your insecurities to heart and makes it his personal mission to prove to you that you've got nothing to be insecure about.

Not in the insensitive "oh, you're fine" way.

In the "I am absolutely in love with you" worship-like way.

This man falls hard. Sure, there's a running joke in the band that he's in love with everyone and everything because of his rather bubbly personality, but if he's actually in love?

He's your number one fan. You're perfect. He adores you so much.

And he's gonna love those nasty insecurities out of you.

E. Forcas (he/him)

His support is like most things with him. Rather quiet.

He's not good with words, so he stays quiet instead of trying to force himself to try and compliment you, only to say something stupid in the end. He's not gonna risk making you feel worse.

Instead, he listens to you if you open up about your insecurities.

He holds you when you feel bad.

He gently touches the parts of your body that you feel bad about.

If you two are at the point of sex, he'll make sure to worship your entire body, especially whatever you're insecure about.

He shows his love through his actions. It doesn't matter how much worship it might take, he will give it all to you.

He loves you. He wants you to know he loves you. And he'll show it to you with all he has.

And he's a big boy, there's a lot to show it with.

Tom Bones (he/him)

The moment you open up about your insecurities, you're in his arms, held very tightly.

He tells you that daddy's gonna protect you and asks if there's anyone in particular that put shit like that in your head.

He could use new drumsticks, after all.

But that's for later. For now, his baby needs him there. He's not going anywhere.

While he usually likes it rough, he's willing to be all sweet and loving if that's what you need. And that's definitely what you need right now.

You two just chill out for the rest of the day, honestly. He's not leaving your side, you clearly need him there.

Cutting off limbs can wait, you can't.

Besides, he loves being affectionate with you, even if it sometimes fucks with his bad boy persona.

His explanation is that his babe is an exception to him being a dick to people.

He will not let go until you feel better, by the way, so get used to having an arm around you at almost all times.

~

Written by Nosferatu.

Taglist: @copias-fluffy-asscheeks @tuttifuckinfruttifriday @calliedion-dungeon @callmeicaro @thecuriouss @thermodynamic-comedian @vampyrolesbos

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Ghouls or Repugnant guys, you can choose, finding out that they are like a muse to their artist partner, who has lots of sketches and little drawings of them in their sketchbook, but is really embarrassed when asked about it?

Repugnant with an artist s/o

Mary Goore (they/them)

Horny, nosy bitch and an exhibitionist.

An interesting, but also somewhat annoying combination.

They will find out you sketched them by simply looking over your shoulder when you draw.

And if you hide the art, it's game on. They will rip it out of your hands if necessary, just to see the art.

They're not fond of secrets, they wanna know what dark secretive bullshit you're up to!

And then they fucking bluescreen when they see themself on art... before grinning and making a shitty joke about offering you a session of anatomy practice.

They just... want you to draw their dick. That's it.

They'll tease you in private, but won't bring it up in public if it makes you uncomfortable. They're not that much of an asshole.

DD Sars (he/him; fwb, not s/o)

He sometimes scribbles and sketches too, though it's mostly abstract and bizarre.

He probably got you a sketchbook in a rare moment of feeling generous (there was a sale).

He steals your art supplies. All the time. Claims he has no idea what you're talking about if you call him out.

"Alzheimer's is startin' early for ya, huh? Delusional bitch."

You steal his stuff all the time, too, of course. It's just how it works.

He doesn't really steal your art or anything... until you actually hide it.

He's a nosy bitch, just like Mary. And if you hide something from him, he wants it.

He wouldn't bother if you were open about it, but if you're all secretive? Dude's on a mission.

He's gonna mess with you for being a simp if he sees you make art of him.

Keep your cool and he'll drop it eventually.

But if you get embarrassed... he's gonna mess with you about it, especially near the rest of the band.

G. Grotesque (he/him)

He's usually somewhere near you whenever you draw.

He draws, too! He loves doing artsy things with you!

And realistically, he has way more sketches of you than you do of him.

And he is willing to show them off very proudly, actually. Because he drew you! He loves you!

If you ever show him any of your art, he gives you sweet kisses and hugs.

Offers you some tips if you'd like. He took advanced art in high school, so he knows both theory and practice.

He will notice your doodles of him and giggle quietly, but won't really ever reveal what the deal is, since as cute as it is, he doesn't want you to feel bad about anything. So unless you decide to show him the doodles you made of him, his lips are sealed.

Even though he totally saw them.

E. Forcas (he/him)

He never really comments on your art.

He doesn't know much about art, since he doesn't know all that much about it.

He thinks very highly of it, though. He just... doesn't know how to express it. So he just... doesn't really say anything.

If you ask for his opinion, he'll just awkwardly compliment it and that's it.

The situation from the ask probably never occurs with him, simply because he never really tries to see the art you don't show him.

So chances are, he never realizes you drew him.

Tom Bones (he/him)

You probably have at least one drawing of him napping. With his mouth open. Drooling. And snoring, of course.

You either had to have headphones in or managed to be patient enough to only hit him with a pillow after you were done making your art.

Tom is more of a sculptor. And by that I mean that he makes his drumsticks out of bones. He needs to make them all look all nice, you know?

He even gently carves your name on the drumsticks since you started dating. A true romantic.

He might snatch your drawings from you occasionally, mostly just to mess with you.

He'll teasingly gush over how fucking cute it is that you would draw him like this.

He will lovingly mock you for it, calling you a fucking romantic (he's gonna roll his eyes and claim it's completely different if you remind him of the drumsticks thing) but he drops it pretty quickly.

Not because he feels bad or anything, he just doesn't think it's something to tease you about for more than a few minutes.

Unless there's some bolder sketches there. In that case, he won't live it down.

~

Written by Nosferatu.

Taglist: @copias-fluffy-asscheeks @tuttifuckinfruttifriday @calliedion-dungeon @callmeicaro @thecuriouss @nuntia @thermodynamic-comedian @vampyrolesbos

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could i have so,e headcanons of repugnant members with a s/o that twitches, yells and squeaks due to Tourette’s :)?

Repugnant with a darling who has Tourette's

Mary Goore (they/them)

They don't really say anything unless one of your tics somehow ends up with you accidentally hitting them or calling them a slur.

It's only then that they give you an amused look and question you on it in a jokey tone.

They don't mind, it's all cool. You can't help it.

They might make a few jokes about it if you're cool with it.

Not much happens with it, honestly.

If anyone mocks you, their throat ends out ripped out.

DD Sars (he/him; fwb, not s/o)

Oh, he loves it. He thinks it's hilarious.

He doesn't really mock you, but if any of your tics are funny to him, he will snort at them and tease you.

If you have echolalia, he will be sure to randomly say slurs in hopes you pick it up and they become your new tics.

He's a dick, but he's a fucking protective one.

He's allowed to bully you. Strangers aren't.

DD will not hesitate to bring out the knife.

And give the other bully, as Connor once said, twenty-eight stab wounds.

G. Grotesque (he/him)

He makes you feel so comfortable about your tics it's incredible.

Whenever you have a verbal tic, he mimics it with a sweet smile.

He's got echolalia, so he repeats noises you make.

And with how cute and cuddly he is (I love him), it just... feels like an absolute safespace.

You two just chill together, your tics and his echolalia almost creating music together with all your noises.

If any of your tics hurt you, he kisses the hurt place and cuddle you.

You're free to use him as your anti-stress plushie!

E. Forcas (he/him)

He tries to read about it a little so he knows how to help you.

He tries to create as stress-free environment as he can for you, making sure you actually enjoy it.

So if you want a pillow fort on his couch, that's what you get, even if his need to keep his place clean and organized is suffering. It's a small sacrifice for your happiness.

He never comments on your tics, only asks if he can help when he notices they're getting more intense.

If he sees anyone stressing you out, you will actually get one of the very few chances to see him get violent.

And he's a big boy, he can knock a bitch out with a singular punch.

Tom Bones (he/him)

Tom doesn't even bring it up or say anything unless he notices it getting way worse than usual.

He only asks if you're good and if you need anything.

He trusts you can handle it yourself, but he's there if you need him.

He read somewhere that beer helps and while he never bothered to fact-check it, he fully believes enough beer can help with any issue, either by solving it... or creating another, bigger issue that lets you forget the original problem.

He gets new drumsticks if anyone dares bully you.

Sid E. Burns (he/him)

Sid is a chill dude. He doesn't really question people.

If you have tics, you have tics, who is he to judge?

If he can still cuddle you, he's cool with it.

If he notices you getting stressed, he will simply pick you up and carry you away from whatever is stressing you out.

No stress allowed, it's cuddle on the couch time. Fuck anything else, he needs his nap buddy.

If anyone else makes you stressed out about your Tourette's, though?

Let's just say those cuddles will include just a bit more blood covering him and his knuckles will be ruined from all the punching.

Carlos Sathanas (he/they)

Carlos likes scaring people. If he sees anyone stressing you out, they will simply sneak up behind them (he walks scarily quietly) with a wide, cheshire cat-like grin.

Considering he almost never removes his corpse paint (he's a Kesha girlie), he is scary as fuck.

When it comes to you, though? He genuinely doesn't care.

Carlos follows the beautiful logic of "if I can steal someone's food, that's all that matters", so they don't pay much attention to things like that.

Hell, they probably don't notice at first.

He might copy some tics he finds funny or adorable, but he drops it if you wish it so.

Chris Piss (he/him)

The nerd. The horror maniac. The creepypasta kid.

He will infodump to you about Ticci Toby. He even suggests you go to some cosplay event as Ticci Toby and Clockwork (with him being Clockwork, of course!).

He might call you his ticci darling if you're okay with it. He's very welcoming to your Tourette's and puts in effort to make sure you know he's always gonna be your safe space.

He doesn't want you to be ashamed, he believes you should embrace it and be proud of yourself.

Chris is your personal hype man, darling. Because in his eyes, you're the coolest.

And he's sending anyone who disagrees to the hospital.

~

Written by Nosferatu.

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tom bones NSFW headcanons? :3

Tom Bones NSFW headcanons

He/him pronouns used for Tom Bones.

We all know what you're really interested in.

Yes, he's got a big dick. Him and E. are roughly the same size, with Tom being just a little bit shorter when erect.

He only really knows that from DD, since E. isn't one to compare sizes (he's the only one with standards in there i swear to Satan), but he takes that very personally.

Especially since he's a grower, so he's smaller when he's soft, which he is very salty about. He will complain to everyone and their mother about how he's the better drummer... until he acts out in front of E. and gets service topped into behaving.

He's still grumpy about it all, though.

Also, he's got a magic cross piercing (he almost came while he was getting it, he's no longer allowed in the studio).

The only one actually shaving his pubes. He keeps them pilot-style and very short.

Obviously, he's trying to display his dick this way.

Similarly to Mary, he gets turned on way too easily.

Call him daddy and he's gonna cum on the spot. Literally.

He's decent with his fingers, but he really shines when it comes to his mouth. Tom loves eating his partners out.

He's not opposed to sucking a dick, of course, he quite enjoys that...

But he just can't resist a nice, hot cunt. He was made to eat pussy.

Loves the idea of waking each other up with oral sex. Sure, it's all discussed first, but fuck, he loves waking up with a mouth around his dick.

And he loves seeing your reactions when his mouth is on you first thing in the morning.

He's a biter, obviously.

He's not very picky, honestly.

But he loses it when someone rides his dick. And if there's a threesome with one person on his dick and another on his face?

Tom can die happily if that happens.

~

Written by Nosferatu.

Taglist: @copias-fluffy-asscheeks @tuttifuckinfruttifriday @calliedion-dungeon @callmeicaro @thecuriouss @thermodynamic-comedian

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If it hasn't been done already, Repugnant helping their s/o or fwb with trying out new kinks.

Like pissing or breeding.

Repugnant helping their s/o try out new kinks

Mary Goore (they/them)

Oh, abso-fucking-lutely.

They're the best person for that. There are very few things Mary would say no to, so pretty much everything is on the table.

Do anything you want to them. Or tell them what to do to you.

They'll do it, no questions asked.

Especially if the kinks involve anything that can cause them pain.

Or humiliation. There's a lot of things you could do to them that they wouldn't even think twice about.

And besides, they already respond with "my mouth's right here" whenever you bring up going to the bathroom to piss.

You might actually use their mouth, you know?

DD Sars (he/him; fwb, not s/o)

As long as you want some shit that lets him top, sure.

He's not gonna let you try out anything on him, who knows what fucked up shit you came up with?!

But if you want him to do things to you, he's down.

Especially if it's something that hurts. He's a fucking sadist.

If it's something he can hurt or humiliate you with, he's in.

He's not letting you forget about all the shit you asked him to do, by the way.

He's especially happy if you ask him to cut you up a little. He sure loves playing around with his trusty knife.

And if he gets to make you cry while at it? Hell yeah.

G. Grotesque (he/him)

Not the best person to go to with new kinks, honestly.

G. is mostly a sweet guy, relatively vanilla. He'll go along with most things, as long as it's not too painful or gross.

Piss is out of the question, but he's willing to go with breeding.

You owe him extra sweet aftercare for all that, though.

He needs his encouragement and assurance that he's a good boy!

You can achieve a lot with him with enough praise.

But if it gets too far, he will say no. He takes consent very seriously.

He would never force you out of your comfort zone. He expects you to respect him in the same way.

E. Forcas (he/him)

Depends on the kink you'd like to try.

He's not gonna be all sadistic on you. He's a service top, after all.

He won't do anything that could hurt either of you too much.

But he will breed you. All you have to do is ask really nicely.

Let's be real, he's... a bit hopeless if he falls for you, so if you're dating, you have a big chance of getting him to breed you.

It won't be the animalistic type of breeding, with him growling and stuffing you full.

Rather, it's gonna be far more worship-like, with him lovingly praising you as you take another load, probably in tears from him overstimulating you oh-so-lovingly.

Tom Bones (he/him)

There are very few things this dumbass bitch wouldn't try.

Just ask. There's a 95% chance he's in.

He'll fuck you with his goddamn drumsticks if you ask.

Just remember, they're made from actual bones. Do with that information as you will.

Anyway.

You wanna be pissed on? Just get him enough water or soda and he'll make it rain on you.

Wanna be bread? Sure, his dick's right here, just get on it and ride yourself stupid until you're filled with cum.

He'll also introduce a small kink of his to you in exchange... by bending you over his drums and railing you.

He's fun like that.

~

Written by Nosferatu.

Taglist: @copias-fluffy-asscheeks @tuttifuckinfruttifriday @calliedion-dungeon @callmeicaro @thecuriouss @thermodynamic-comedian @vampyrolesbos

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repugnant realising they’ve caught feelings for their FWB or Best friend?

Repugnant catching feelings for their FWB

Mary Goore (they/them)

Mary's the kind of person to not be big on playing around with stuff.

Or, in a less diplomatic way of saying it, they're a no-bullshit type of person.

So once they think there might be something more going on, they first wait a few days to see if it's just a crush or something serious.

If it passes, they just shrug it off an don't bring it up to you, since there's really no point.

You don't ever really notice, since they don't change the way they act around you while figuring out their feelings.

If they realize it's not a crush and they're actually into you, they just randomly bring it up one day and give it to you straight that they're into you romantically. They don't have time for bullshit like circling around and they can take a rejection if you're not into them. There's no point in being all weird about their feelings.

DD Sars (he/him)

If by some miracle he gets a crush, he just... lets it fade eventually.

He's just not interested in dating anyone.

He's gonna be extremely mean until his feelings go back to normal.

DD has a lot of issues with the vulnerability and possible dependency that comes with a possible relationship. It's a step too far for him.

And also he just... doesn't like all the things a relationship is associated with. All the mushiness and stuff.

He doesn't ever tell you he had feelings for you. You don't need to know.

G. Grotesque (he/him)

G. is an incredibly positive and affectionate person.

This has lead the others to just say he's in love with everyone and everything. And honestly, he is.

But when he realizes he's actually in love? Oh, he's in it deep.

He confesses after two, maybe three days.

He's in touch with his feelings, he's not gonna be weird about it, he's an honest guy!

Though he totally takes you off guard with just how honest he is. You guys just hang out like you normally would, everything is as it always is...

And he just suddenly, not changing his tone or anything, asks if you'd like to start dating. Without missing a beat, like this was just the most regular thing you guys talked about.

It probably doesn't even fully register at first.

E. Forcas (he/him)

This. Awkward. Motherfucker.

He's completely lost on what to do about his feelings.

On one hand, he'd love to date you. He would be delighted to be with you.

But on the other hand, he's terrified at the idea of ruining everything.

He's not scared of a break-up or a rejection, mind you. He's scared of his feelings ruining your friendship.

This results in him getting even more awkward than he already is in general.

He ends up staring at you more often than before. You can even see a slight blush on his face.

In the end, he confides in G., who ends up discreetly telling you about E.'s feelings so you can help the poor man by bringing some closure.

Tom Bones (he/him)

Just like E., this dumbass (lovingly) cannot handle it, but for a completely different reason and in a completely different way.

It's not that he doesn't know how to handle it, it's that... he handles it in a truly brilliant way... by flirting with you.

Normally, it would be a somewhat decent idea, right? Well, there's one issue. Tom is already a natural, casual flirt. He just speaks in a somewhat flirty manner and never passes an opportunity to throw in a pick-up line.

So him trying to flirt with you to get you to understand his emotions is just... taken as him being the way he always is.

It gets so frustrating to him... and very funny for others. Mary does not live it down. Neither does DD.

Eventually he just sighs heavily and grumbles out the actual confession because he finally realizes his original plan doesn't work.

It takes weeks, though.

~

Written by Nosferatu.

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