OMG Our hero, the first Top Chef ever to literally beg to be eliminated, just made it to The Final Round Of Top Chef Season 17-C Cartoon Edition and gets an all-expenses-paid-trip to the CDC* in not-Atlanta because there is no CDC* because we don't want to go to Federal Prison! Tune in Next Sunday for the Exciting Concl... hey - you still reading? Tap. Tap. (ok yeah joe, decrement our Active Users count one more for this one)













