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Tom: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
April: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Emmet: There were so many mixed messages in that.
Tom: How long are we going to stand here and let him do that?
Deedee: Just give him a minute… or two… This is seriously entertaining…
Baby: *Struggling and on the verge of tears whilst pushing on a door that VERY CLEARLY has pull written on it*
Tom: Fellas, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red green or blue?
Emmet: Technically a mix of green and blue?
Tom: So blurple.
Emmet: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple.
Tom: Would you rather have fucking Bleen? MOTHERFUCKING GRUE?
Emmet: You were confusing before but now I'm scared-
Baby: So what's for dinner?
Tom, staring at the soup he somehow just burnt: Regret.
Emmet: *Holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
DeeDee: *Chugs entire bottle*
DeeDee: It's perfume.
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Tom (to Emmet): Man, I only ever see you awake. Do you ever shut down or stop running?
Emmet: Oh, I'm always running
Emmet: The question is from what
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Tom: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
April: What did you do?
Tom: Nobody died!
April: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Baby: *Accidentally hits Tom in the face; Trying to decide between saying "I'm sorry" and "Are you okay?"*
Baby: Are you sorry?!
Tom: What's wrong with you?!
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Baby: I turned out perfectly fine!
Deedee: Baby, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Baby: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
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April: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Baby: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
Emmet: I found a note in one of my old word .docs that said ‘Note to self: Get revenge on Tom’
Emmet: Except I can’t remember what I was supposed to get revenge for
Emmet: But I trust my own judgment, so here we are
Tom: Hmm... I don't know either
Emmet: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100% sure, though
Tom: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it
Emmet: Let this possibly be a lesson to you
Starships -Tom Tompkins
