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Tom's Diner - Suzanne Vega

I smacked someone with a fish once while working at Tom's Diner

Choom, we've got so many questions here in the newsroom. 😩

Was it fresh fish or frozen? Was it already fried, or had the cook just seasoned it up?

Did the one who got smacked with it deserve it, or was it just an accident?

And most importantly: who the hell eats fish at Tom's Diner?

We're guessing you still have your job, dear submitter.

Tom's Diner by Suzanne Vega (DNA Remix): Have you seen this music video

Yes, I have

I haven't, but I've heard the song

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Tom's Diner [Long Version] DNA feat. Suzanne Vega (1990)

Tom's Diner but it's about a TNWO café:

I am sucking

On the penis

Of the girl behind the counter

And while she's hitching up her skirt

My hair has gotten wet

Oh this rain it will continue

Just until her balls are empty

No they are not really empty

Cause she aims and spurts again

She is cumming in my coffee

And she fills it only halfway

But before I even argue

She is looking at her phone and she is cumming on my chin

...

Balls at the cathedralllll, I. Am. Thinking. Of. Her. Cock.

And of a midnight dicksuck once upon a time before the splooge began

And I'm drinking up the cum-shake and it's time to run a train

De de dede de de dede de de dede de dedede

"Tom's Diner" by Suzanne Vega & DNA

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