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Kofucius: WHO YOU CALLING A CLOWN HUH

Frog: There's no heartbreak, only the chilling feeling of white and red makeup against your skin

Frog: Petition to use lma instead of lmao, there's is no laughing my ass off, it's just laughing my ass

Frog: If a fish could fish would the fish be called fisherfish

Frog:

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i recieve: you recieve:

the right to a bone fracture

punt

Frog: I'm gonna breath air

Siren: Breed air?

Frog: Braid air?

Siren: No breed air

Frog: Bleed air!?

Syntax: I'm going to start an onlyfans but it's only hands

Frog: Technically you could screw a salmon and identify it as an aquatic fleshlight but we're not ready to talk about that yet

Bonus:

Frog: Fish mouths are the perfect shape

French: The breed doesn't affect the flavour, I think, especially with some garlic and some onions

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