Things My Friends Say

chaos.

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Bigman - *Club Penguin Dance*

Frog - "Frog is kind of a meme ngl"

Heart - Mom figure

Kofucius - Eternally horny™

Siren - Can cook

Syntax - Gremlin Muffin

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Kofucius: WHO YOU CALLING A CLOWN HUH

Frog: There's no heartbreak, only the chilling feeling of white and red makeup against your skin

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Frog: If a fish could fish would the fish be called fisherfish

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if i gave you the option to eat a rock,

I'll eat it

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Frog: Petition to use lma instead of lmao, there's is no laughing my ass off, it's just laughing my ass

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Kofucius: I AM LAZY

Kofucius: Not you

Frog: Oh okay not news

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Zhongli simp yes or no

No

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Siren: Fuck you

Frog: I appreciate you too

Kofucius: Fuck you too

Frog: Appreciate you too but less than siren

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Kofucius: I gave up filing my homework I just throw them in the bin now

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Frog:

⚠️TRADE OFFER⚠️

i recieve: you recieve:

the right to a bone fracture

punt

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Kofucius: If anything dreams only frustrate me further instead of fulfilling my wishes

Siren: Interesting don't elaborate

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Kofucius: Can I eat your hands

[ethans]

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Siren: Does this look like a green burger to you-

Kofucius: It's a macaron

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Happy Valentine's (*˘︶˘*).。.:*♡

( °꒳° )

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So which is it? Twitter femboys or Twitter femboiz?

Stop it-

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French: The breed doesn't affect the flavour, I think, especially with some garlic and some onions

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Heart: Not me finally getting up, out of bed at 10am only to pour juice into my chocolate mix instead of milk