#tomatofacasaurus

[medicalmurdersaurus]

Everyone is being mopey and reading about maintenance is boring. You know what this family needs?

A dance break.

[medicalmurdersaurus]

.... Swoop knows that sound.

If he was older, he'd say that bellow meant Slag got in another dick measuring contest.

But Swoop isn't older, so all he does is squeal and run towards the fight he knows is going down.

[medicalmurdersaurus]

((What is going on with these stats??? Why is @surly-saurus so weak????))

[elite-tracker]

Fun fact

Slash was created after the war, she also still very young.

[medicalmurdersaurus]

The nice thing about datapads is suggested videos and podcasts can autoplay their way over to forgotten, hilarious content without their flighty users needing to engage with them. It was inevitable that Swoop's preferences wandered him over to comedians.

"Keehee..."

Jokes really do need to be shared....

[medicalmurdersaurus]

Swoop's datapad is ten kinds of dead, pieces strewn about several rooms of their cave system. It was an early casualty of this mess.

But Swoop wants to watch something. He's booooored....

[medicalmurdersaurus]

Swoop hops from place to place, leaving footprints in the dust. He's not going off the walls, guys, but he is going.

[medicalmurdersaurus]

The Dinobots successfully fended off adult supervision without alerting Swoop. Congratulations! Your reward is Swoop falling asleep. Rest while you can!