LP: ; haven’t the sl;ghtest ;dea what you’re talk;ng about
LP: ; am ent;erly and utterly baffled by the text com;ng from you on my computer screen
XR: So what you’re telling me is that you somehow and for some inexplicable reason have some sort of knowledge of the future -that you STILL haven’t told me by the way- but you were in no way related to the time hole in my house.
XR: Right?
LP: what
LP: happened?
XR: Some sort of weird, fluorescent green, black hole opened and spit out two discs one of which says, “Server” and the other says, “Client.”
XR: And I’m guessing that these are, “Surb” or whatever.
LP: ;t’s sburb, but yeah that would be the two discs that come w;th ;t
XR: Okay.
XR: So.
XR: I’m thinking I should destroy these immediately, right?
LP: why???
XR: Aren’t these going to cause some sort of
XR: time paradox or something?
LP: well
LP: fuck ; don’t know
LP: are they from the future?
XR: I DON’T KNOW!
LP: okay
LP: no need to caps at me
XR: LILY PLEASE THIS IS SERIOUS!
LP: lp, please.
XR: Right, sorry.
LP: ;t’s f;ne but look,
LP: ;f they’re from the future or whatever maybe you’re l;ke
LP: supposed to have them or someth;ng
LP: l;ke
LP: ;f you destroy them then that m;ght make th;ngs worse?
XR: I don’t think I like the uncertainty in that question mark.
LP: l;sten man ;’m play;ng th;s all by ear
LP: ;’m do;ng my best
LP: prosp;t d;dn’t tell be sh;t about a time portal open;ng ;n your floor or whatever
XR: It actually just opened out of thin air and that kind of terrifies me more.
LP: Whatever.
LP: all ;’m try;ng to say ;s l;ke
LP: download the game?
XR: Wh
XR: NO!
LP: please?
LP: there are really bad th;ngs that w;ll happen to you ;f you don’t and ; don’t
LP: really want them to happen to you
LP: ; know ;’m l;ke
LP: fuck;ng terr;ble all the t;me
LP: but clearly th;s ;s gett;ng real f;nally
LP: and there are gonna be th;ngs ; don’t know
LP: so
LP: ; don’t know
XR: Inspiring. I almost thought you would convince me with how much you were talking, but I realize now you’re just fucking with me again so I think I’m going to head out.
LP: fuck man ; just
LP: ; don’t want you all to d;e