#tonsiliths

[bisexualstonerchick]

Do you think if I were to gargle bleach my tonsil stones would go away?

[aatmenexttime]

My executive dysfunction makes it difficult for me to dislodge my tonsil stones. The thing is I can brush my teeth twice a day but my tonsil craters have craters inside them so I have a lot of fucking stones in there. I am very much aware that my breath frequently smells like dead people because of this, I have a reputation of frequently popping mints for a reason. I spend hundreds of dollars on therabreath products and they dont always work. I’ve done basically everything I can do and I really want to have my tonsils taken out but I’ve been told by a doctor that I shouldn’t because it’s not worth it. But what the fuck else can I do I can’t dislodge my stones I have too many.

[camewiththeframe]

Out, out damn tonsil stone!

I can see and feel you--now just fall out it get swallowed or just be gone!!

[camewiththeframe]

Anyone know a good, rather noninvasive way to remove tonsil stones?

I have a giant one on left side, and the old stand-by of gargling isn't helping. I have a pretty acute gag reflex, so q-tips and bobby pins never really work out... It's driving me insane--feel lit all the time and can see it when shine flashlight back there. Stupid allergies.

[imgonnasayitnow]

Why do I keep getting tonsil stones

Does the universe just really not want me to get laid?

Is that why this is happening? 

BECAUSE THROATY CHUNKS THAT MAKE BAD BREATH ARE NOT SEXY UNLESS SOMEONE HAS A FETISH FOR THAT KIND OF THING AND I WOULDN'T WANT TO DATE SOMEONE WITH A STINKY THROAT CHUNK FETISH ANYWAY